Let's just say that the last person that asked that question is still in orbit -around Mars!
chuck Norris finds you instead
If Chuck Norris ever hears about someone using "Can" with "Chuck Norris" in a sentence, He will surely be angry
chuck Norris turned 69 on March 10, 2009. The answer is no. Chuck Norris IS TV.
Yes, Chuck Norris lived in China for one year.
No. Don't even think that way, soon you will be asking if Chuck Norris has ever lost a fight (the answer to that is a no).
Nothing. Chuck Norris is a guy.
No. That joke is old and wasn't ever funny Chuck Norris probably is god
Chuck Norris doesn't approve of people spelling his name wrong. Or in that case people knowing how Chuck Norris thinks...
Chuck Norris can never have no cookies. It is physically impossible. (Always spell Chuck Norris with a capital C and N) If Chuck Norris were ever to have no cookies, he would still have more than you (or anyone, for that matter.)
That is a personal opinion and therefore there is no right or wrong answer. However, I did hear that Chuck Norris counted to infinity...................................................................................................................twice.
Chuck Norris will beat Zombie Chuck Norris because zombies tend to be slower... yeahh... :D But Zombie Chuck Norris would take a greater punishment because he (it?) wouldn't feel pain. Unfourtuealy the world will end when Chuck Norris dies(if ever) so this fight is impossible.
Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris