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What is the kids best knock knock joke of the day?
Knock, knockWho's there?AmsterdamAmsterdam who?Amsterdam sick and tired of your knock knock jokes!
What are some good Mario knock knock jokes?
Here is a good Mario knock knock joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Yoshi. Yoshi who? Yo! She won't let me in.
What is a good and funny and perverted knock knock joke?
Knock, knock Who's there? Alpha Alpha who? Alpha Q.
Knock knock who there witch witch who?
Two answers to this joke. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you can fix my broomstick? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
What are some good birthday knock knock jokes?
Will you remember me in an hour?Yes.Will you remember me in a day?Yes.Will you remember me in a week?Yes.Will you remember me in a month?Yes.Will you remember me in a year?Yes.I think you won't.Yes, I will.Knock, knock!Who's there?See? You've forgotten me already!Knock, knock!Who's there?Barbie.Barbie who?Bar-B-QKnock, knock!Who's there?Dwayne.Dwayne who?Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.Knock, knock!Who's there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me.Knock, knock!Who's thereAndy.Andy who?Andy bit me again.Knock, knock!Who's there?Keith.Keith who?Keith me, my thweet preenth(Kiss me, my sweet prince)Knock, knock!Who's there?JoséJosé who?José can you see by the dawn's early light?(Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light? -- first line of The Star-Spangled Banner)Knock, knock!Who's there?Olive.Olive who?Olive you!(I love you!)[edit] Puns on other wordsKnock, knock!Who's there?Alpaca.Alpaca who?Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.Knock, knock!Who's there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you going to open the door?(Aren't you going to open the door?)A similar joke expands the structure:Knock, knock!Who's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock, knock!Who's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock, knock!Who's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock, knock!Who's there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?(Aren't you glad I didn't say "banana" again?)Knock, knock!Who's there?DoctorDoctor Who?That's right!Knock, knock!Who's there?Boo.Boo who?Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke.Knock KnockWho's Theredoctordoctor who?OI THATS MY LINE!knock knockwhos thereorangeorange whoorange u glad i aint a BANANAknock knockwhos therehoneyhoney whohoney whos there?(soz thats crap)knock knockwhos therekatekate MOSS?!?noo kate MOSES
What is the secret knock of the sleepover club?
The secret knock is knock knock, knock knock knock knock
Where is the knock sensor on a 2001 Honda Civic LX 1.7 L engine?
knock sensor position
On which episode of The Big Bang Theory did Sheldon first make his signature knock on Penny's door?
The first occurrence of the multiple repeated knocks appears in Series 1 Episode 10 - The Loobenfeld Decay:Sheldon: (Knock, knock, knock, knock) Leonard, (Knock, knock, knock, knock) Leonard, (Knock, knock, knock, knock) Leonard...Sheldon: (Knock, knock, knock, knock) Penny, (Knock, knock, knock, knock) Penny, (Knock, knock, knock, knock)Penny, (door opens) Good morning.
What are the release dates for Knock First 2003 Dean L?
Knock First - 2003 Dean L- was released on: USA: 22 March 2004
Location of knock sensor on 4.0L 93' ford ranger?
It doesn't have a knock sensor on the 4.0 L OHV in a 1993 Ranger ( my 1995 Ford Explorer 4.0 L OHV engine doesn't have a knock sensor either )
What are the release dates for Knock First - 2003 Francesca L- 1-40?
Knock First - 2003 Francesca L- 1-40 was released on: USA: 2003
What are the release dates for Knock First - 2003 Kimberly L- 2-43?
Knock First - 2003 Kimberly L- 2-43 was released on: USA: 2004
What are the release dates for Knock First - 2003 Frankie L- 2-33?
Knock First - 2003 Frankie L- 2-33 was released on: USA: 2004
What are the release dates for Knock First - 2003 Sam L- 2-39?
Knock First - 2003 Sam L- 2-39 was released on: USA: 2004
How do you say the knock knock joke about the banana?
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Make a tongue twister for the word knock?
knock knock knock sock of ock ock ock my clock clock clock is taping for the knock knock knock
What is a good banana and orange knock knock joke?
*Knock Knock "Who's There?" ''Banana'' "Banana Who? *Knock Knock "Who's There?" ''Banana'' "Banana Who? *Knock Knock "Who's There?" ''Banana'' "Banana Who? *Knock Knock "Who's There?" ''Orange'' "Orange Who?" ''Orange you glad I didn't say banana''
