*Knock Knock
"Who's There?"
''Banana''
"Banana Who?
*Knock Knock
"Who's There?"
''Banana''
"Banana Who?
*Knock Knock
"Who's There?"
''Banana''
"Banana Who?
*Knock Knock
"Who's There?"
''Orange''
"Orange Who?"
''Orange you glad I didn't say banana''
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
knock knock whos there? orange orange who? knock knock whos there? orange orange who knock knock whos there? banana banana who? orange ya glad i didnt say banana!
Mr. SomeoneMr. Someone who?Mr. Someone is truly someone knocking, especially not Mrs. Someone, who makes knock knock...Who.Who who?You didn't tell me you knew how to speak owl.Doris.Doris who?Doris locked -- that's why I had to knock!Teddy.Teddy who?Teddy is the first day of the rest of your life.Boo.Boo who?Don't cry. It's only a joke.Nobel.Nobel who?Nobel, that's why I knocked!Ya.Ya who?What are you getting so excited about?Gorilla.Gorilla who?Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over.Little Old Lady.Little Old Lady who?I didn't know you could yodel...Amsterdam.Amsterdam who?Amsterdam tired of all these silly knock-knock jokes!Ogange.Ogange who?Ogange juice.Lettuce.Lettuce Who?Lettuce in and you'll find out!Arch.Arch who?Are you catching a cold?Bacon.Bacon who?Bacon a cake for your birthday.Anita.Anita who?Anita come in and use the bathroom!Ivan.Ivan who?Ivan to suck your blood!Norma Lee.Norma Lee who?Norma Lee I wouldn't be going around knocking on doors but I really need to go to the bathroom!Annie.Annie who?Annie thing you can do, I can do better!Anymore.Anymore who?Anymore of these jokes and I'm outta here!Nobody.Nobody who?......Nobody who??.......CowsgoCowsgo who?Dont be silly, cows go moo.FOR THIS JOKE THE CAPITAL LETTERS ARE PERSON1 AND THE LOWER CASE LETTER IS THE VICTIM OF THE JOKE.THE INTERUPTING COWThe interrupting Cow-MOO-whoKnock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana!This joke is old but people may still laugh though.KNOCK KNOC , WHOS THERE , DOCTOR , DOCTOR WHO , YOU JUST SAID IT
Knock knock! Who's there? Zeus Zeus who? Zeus is going to kill you!!!
Joke Teller: Knock-knock! Joke Receiver: Who's there? Joke Teller: Interrupting cow. Joke Receiver: Interrupting c-- Joke Teller: Moo!!!! :]
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
knock knock whos there? orange orange who? knock knock whos there? orange orange who knock knock whos there? banana banana who? orange ya glad i didnt say banana!
Person 1 - Knock knock. Person 2 - Who's there? Person 1 - Banana. Person 2 - Banana who? (repeat it as shown below) Person 1 - Knock knock. Person 2 - Who's there? Person 1 - Banana. Person 2 - Banana who? (and repeat again) Person 1 - Knock knock. Person 2 - Who's there? Person 1 - Banana. Person 2 - Banana who? (not this time, read carefully) Person 1 - Knock knock. Person 2 - Who's there? Person 1 - Orange. Person 2 - Orange you glad I didn't say banana? This is a good knock knock joke to play on someone if you didn't know it or have never played it on somebody, I guess.
-I thought the answer was 'Orange you glad I didn't say bananas'. It's a "knock-knock" joke: knock knock who's there Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say bananas!
Who's there? Frog. Frog who? Frogot. Let me check my ID
Knock, knock Who's there? Alpha Alpha who? Alpha Q.
Here is a good Mario knock knock joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Yoshi. Yoshi who? Yo! She won't let me in.
you: knock, knock, them: whos there? you: tolet them:tolet who you: flush
Knock, knock. who's there. doctor. doctor who. you just said it.
Mr. SomeoneMr. Someone who?Mr. Someone is truly someone knocking, especially not Mrs. Someone, who makes knock knock...Who.Who who?You didn't tell me you knew how to speak owl.Doris.Doris who?Doris locked -- that's why I had to knock!Teddy.Teddy who?Teddy is the first day of the rest of your life.Boo.Boo who?Don't cry. It's only a joke.Nobel.Nobel who?Nobel, that's why I knocked!Ya.Ya who?What are you getting so excited about?Gorilla.Gorilla who?Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over.Little Old Lady.Little Old Lady who?I didn't know you could yodel...Amsterdam.Amsterdam who?Amsterdam tired of all these silly knock-knock jokes!Ogange.Ogange who?Ogange juice.Lettuce.Lettuce Who?Lettuce in and you'll find out!Arch.Arch who?Are you catching a cold?Bacon.Bacon who?Bacon a cake for your birthday.Anita.Anita who?Anita come in and use the bathroom!Ivan.Ivan who?Ivan to suck your blood!Norma Lee.Norma Lee who?Norma Lee I wouldn't be going around knocking on doors but I really need to go to the bathroom!Annie.Annie who?Annie thing you can do, I can do better!Anymore.Anymore who?Anymore of these jokes and I'm outta here!Nobody.Nobody who?......Nobody who??.......CowsgoCowsgo who?Dont be silly, cows go moo.FOR THIS JOKE THE CAPITAL LETTERS ARE PERSON1 AND THE LOWER CASE LETTER IS THE VICTIM OF THE JOKE.THE INTERUPTING COWThe interrupting Cow-MOO-whoKnock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana!This joke is old but people may still laugh though.KNOCK KNOC , WHOS THERE , DOCTOR , DOCTOR WHO , YOU JUST SAID IT
Knock knock! Who's there? Zeus Zeus who? Zeus is going to kill you!!!
knock knock whos there Anna Anna who Anna mosquito knock knock whos there yetta yetta who yetta another mosquito