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*Knock Knock

"Who's There?"

''Banana''

"Banana Who?

*Knock Knock

"Who's There?"

''Banana''

"Banana Who?

*Knock Knock

"Who's There?"

''Banana''

"Banana Who?

*Knock Knock

"Who's There?"

''Orange''

"Orange Who?"

''Orange you glad I didn't say banana''

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How do you say the knock knock joke about the banana?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?


Know any apple jokes?

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? knock knock whos there? orange orange who knock knock whos there? banana banana who? orange ya glad i didnt say banana!


What does knock knock who's there mean?

Mr. SomeoneMr. Someone who?Mr. Someone is truly someone knocking, especially not Mrs. Someone, who makes knock knock...Who.Who who?You didn't tell me you knew how to speak owl.Doris.Doris who?Doris locked -- that's why I had to knock!Teddy.Teddy who?Teddy is the first day of the rest of your life.Boo.Boo who?Don't cry. It's only a joke.Nobel.Nobel who?Nobel, that's why I knocked!Ya.Ya who?What are you getting so excited about?Gorilla.Gorilla who?Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over.Little Old Lady.Little Old Lady who?I didn't know you could yodel...Amsterdam.Amsterdam who?Amsterdam tired of all these silly knock-knock jokes!Ogange.Ogange who?Ogange juice.Lettuce.Lettuce Who?Lettuce in and you'll find out!Arch.Arch who?Are you catching a cold?Bacon.Bacon who?Bacon a cake for your birthday.Anita.Anita who?Anita come in and use the bathroom!Ivan.Ivan who?Ivan to suck your blood!Norma Lee.Norma Lee who?Norma Lee I wouldn't be going around knocking on doors but I really need to go to the bathroom!Annie.Annie who?Annie thing you can do, I can do better!Anymore.Anymore who?Anymore of these jokes and I'm outta here!Nobody.Nobody who?......Nobody who??.......CowsgoCowsgo who?Dont be silly, cows go moo.FOR THIS JOKE THE CAPITAL LETTERS ARE PERSON1 AND THE LOWER CASE LETTER IS THE VICTIM OF THE JOKE.THE INTERUPTING COWThe interrupting Cow-MOO-whoKnock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana!This joke is old but people may still laugh though.KNOCK KNOC , WHOS THERE , DOCTOR , DOCTOR WHO , YOU JUST SAID IT


What is a good joke related to Zeus?

Knock knock! Who's there? Zeus Zeus who? Zeus is going to kill you!!!


What is the joke with the interrupting cow?

Joke Teller: Knock-knock! Joke Receiver: Who's there? Joke Teller: Interrupting cow. Joke Receiver: Interrupting c-- Joke Teller: Moo!!!! :]

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How do you say the knock knock joke about the banana?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?


Know any apple jokes?

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? knock knock whos there? orange orange who knock knock whos there? banana banana who? orange ya glad i didnt say banana!


What is a knock knock joke?

Person 1 - Knock knock. Person 2 - Who's there? Person 1 - Banana. Person 2 - Banana who? (repeat it as shown below) Person 1 - Knock knock. Person 2 - Who's there? Person 1 - Banana. Person 2 - Banana who? (and repeat again) Person 1 - Knock knock. Person 2 - Who's there? Person 1 - Banana. Person 2 - Banana who? (not this time, read carefully) Person 1 - Knock knock. Person 2 - Who's there? Person 1 - Orange. Person 2 - Orange you glad I didn't say banana? This is a good knock knock joke to play on someone if you didn't know it or have never played it on somebody, I guess.


Aren't you glad I didn't say bananas?

-I thought the answer was 'Orange you glad I didn't say bananas'. It's a "knock-knock" joke: knock knock who's there Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say bananas!


What is a good frog joke?

Who's there? Frog. Frog who? Frogot. Let me check my ID


What is a good and funny and perverted knock knock joke?

Knock, knock Who's there? Alpha Alpha who? Alpha Q.


What are some good Mario knock knock jokes?

Here is a good Mario knock knock joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Yoshi. Yoshi who? Yo! She won't let me in.


Does anyone now a good joke?

you: knock, knock, them: whos there? you: tolet them:tolet who you: flush


What is a good puppy joke?

Knock, knock. who's there. doctor. doctor who. you just said it.


What does knock knock who's there mean?

Mr. SomeoneMr. Someone who?Mr. Someone is truly someone knocking, especially not Mrs. Someone, who makes knock knock...Who.Who who?You didn't tell me you knew how to speak owl.Doris.Doris who?Doris locked -- that's why I had to knock!Teddy.Teddy who?Teddy is the first day of the rest of your life.Boo.Boo who?Don't cry. It's only a joke.Nobel.Nobel who?Nobel, that's why I knocked!Ya.Ya who?What are you getting so excited about?Gorilla.Gorilla who?Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over.Little Old Lady.Little Old Lady who?I didn't know you could yodel...Amsterdam.Amsterdam who?Amsterdam tired of all these silly knock-knock jokes!Ogange.Ogange who?Ogange juice.Lettuce.Lettuce Who?Lettuce in and you'll find out!Arch.Arch who?Are you catching a cold?Bacon.Bacon who?Bacon a cake for your birthday.Anita.Anita who?Anita come in and use the bathroom!Ivan.Ivan who?Ivan to suck your blood!Norma Lee.Norma Lee who?Norma Lee I wouldn't be going around knocking on doors but I really need to go to the bathroom!Annie.Annie who?Annie thing you can do, I can do better!Anymore.Anymore who?Anymore of these jokes and I'm outta here!Nobody.Nobody who?......Nobody who??.......CowsgoCowsgo who?Dont be silly, cows go moo.FOR THIS JOKE THE CAPITAL LETTERS ARE PERSON1 AND THE LOWER CASE LETTER IS THE VICTIM OF THE JOKE.THE INTERUPTING COWThe interrupting Cow-MOO-whoKnock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana!This joke is old but people may still laugh though.KNOCK KNOC , WHOS THERE , DOCTOR , DOCTOR WHO , YOU JUST SAID IT


What is a good joke related to Zeus?

Knock knock! Who's there? Zeus Zeus who? Zeus is going to kill you!!!


What is a good knok knok joke?

knock knock whos there Anna Anna who Anna mosquito knock knock whos there yetta yetta who yetta another mosquito