Why did the duck go to jail? Because the police found out he was dealing quack.
One duck joke is: Q: What time does a duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn!
You can find brilliant jokes on mops at mmo-champion.com.
Jokes that go as 'why did the man put' include Polack's Polish jokes.
When is a dog like a load of bread? When it's a pure-bread.
When is a bee like a chainsaw? When it makes a buzzing noise.
No. I do not know pond jokes but you can find a lot of them at Jokes and Riddles for Kids at EnchantedLearning.com.
Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee? A: Bee-hive yourself!
Why do bees make bad comedians? Because their punchlines are always stinging!
You can find a number of jokes on frogs at joek.com.
Eggs don't have jokes; they have yolks.
One funny bee joke that begins with a query goes: Why did the queen bee kick all of the worker bees out of her hive? Because they kept droning on and on!
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