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What is a mop it a joke?
How many men does it take to mop the floor? No one knows; they've never done it.
When is the stratford upon-Avon runaway mop?
The "runaway mop" takes place on the second Friday after the main mop fair on October 12. This year the runaway starts Thursday October 21, 2010 and continues on Friday October 22, 2010. Have fun!
Did you hear the joke about the mop?
No..... Did you? -I hope it's a clean joke!
What did the kid say to the mop?
...Hold on. A kid's talking to a mop? I feel kinda bad for him. I was quite lonely when I was little, as well. I often talked to the wall. The wall never responded though. Perhaps he was rather mean. Or maybe the wall was blue. Come to think of it, I think the wall was literally blue. Speaking of blue, did you know that Blue from Blue's Clues is a girl? I didn't know either! I wonder if Magenta's a boy. And why did they get rid of Steve! Steve was the best! I don't really like Joe that much. I went to this restaurant called Joe's last Saturday. It was pretty good. The soup of the day was phenomenal. However, the bread that they served with it was stale and disgusting. I think I found a piece of mold on it. I'm not sure. Anyway, mold is nasty. The gutter I installed around my house a few years back is covered with the stuff. I was thinking about hiring somepony to fix it up, but the bill seems really expensive, based on what I've heard from WikiAnswers. So I tried to clean it up myself. Not with a mop, mind you, my child was busy conversing with it. The kid was asking the mop a question about astigmatism. So I think the kid was voicing his concern to the mop about eye problems. Which is quite strange, since mops don't have eyes. Or do they? I don't know, I've never used a mop. By the way, cleaning out gutters is hard work. I broke my back. Not literally, but figuratively. There's a big difference. Okay, I'm done talking. Back to watching My Little Pony!! Love, peace, and lots of cheese, WREmix.
Why would security even carry a mop or a scooper?
Because the mall doesn't give them guns...
What are three sentences for the word mop?
Do you know where the mop is?Mop this mess up now.Someone stole my mop.
How should my joke end why is a bee like a mop?
You jokes should be: What is a bee's favorite part of a relationship? A: The Honeymoon period.
How do you kill a mop?
Um...I dont know...
What exactly does a steam mop mean?
A steam mop is a mop that has a built in steamer applicator at the base of the mop, allowing it to produce steam that is discharged onto the mopping surface as you clean, loostening up any impediments to allow for a cleaner floor.
Is mop and glow any good for linolium floors?
no
How do buy a mop and bucket in mall tycoon 2 deluxe?
That's just plain weird! Who goes on that
Which colour mop and bucket would you use to clean up a spill of blood?
I would use the nearest bucket and mop of any colour to mop up the blood. It is more important, in the safe disposal of a blood possibly infected area, to quickly mop up the spillage. Therefore, cleaning and sterilisation of any equipment and area affected should be prioritised.
What is something blue that starts with m?
Mat or Mop .
Can you steam mop tile floors?
Yes, You can steam mop tile floors. Tip: If you are still learning and don't know where and where not you have already cleaned the places you have cleaned will be shiny.
Is the H2O Mop any good?
i just bought the h2o mop yesterday and used it right away, and i fell in love lol it is amazing. I did my kitichen floor and when i looked at the pad i was discusted i had just mopped that morning with my reg mop. my opinion is that the h20 mop is worth the money i got it at walmart for $98
How do you spell word mop in sentence?
Assuming you mean how do you use the word mop in a sentence, here is an example of mop as a verb. You need to mop the floor. An example of mop as a noun would look like this: That is a very dirty mop.
What is mop and glow?
A floor cleaning product. Put it on the floor and mop it with a damp mop.
