Turtles vs guinea pigs

Answer 1

This question is actually quite common. The guinea pigs spread the H1N1 virus in an attempt to destroy the turtle yakuza clan and its monopoly over the salmonella spread. They are both highly trained assassins and have been thought of as modern ninjas. The guinea pigs have an incredible resume, including the notable JFK assassination, and are thought to have played a part in the murder of Abe Lincoln. The turtles are are thought to have played an important role in the death of Wilson, the "stroke" a successful attempt at incapacitation of the President. These warring factions have grown incredibly violent. But as to who would win.... We would. Next time you see a guinea pig kick it. Next time you see a turtle slap it in the face. For the Children

-Gdawg & B-dub-

Answer 2

I think what you mean to ask is which animal would make a better pet- a guinea pig, or a turtle? I think it depends on what you are looking for in a pet. If you want something cute and fluffy that can live up to six years, then a guinea pig is an obvious choice. However, if you are looking for something a bit more exotic that can live for upwards of twenty years, go for a turtle. You must remember that turtles have a pretty long average lifespan, so you must be willing to care for them throughout their lifespan.

Answer 3

Really it is a matter of opinion, they are very different animals and it depends on what kind you like the look of, or what features you look for in an animal. For example, turtles arent very cuddly, but guinea pigs cant swim.