Cabbage patch kids came to life and pulled out my hair
cab came late,
Cab didn't turn up
Calamity with a ceiling fan.
Called in sick
Came across a cold, scared, starving kitty cat.
Candy attacked me
Canibals were in my street
Captured
Car accident
Car broke down.
Car chase with cable guy, cop caught us.
Car crash.
Carelessness.
Carnivorous beasts besieged me.
Car problems
Car ran out of petrol.
car ran outta gas
Carrots got stuck where the sun don't shine
Car stood up and ran away
car trouble
Car wouldn't start.
Catastrophe
Cat ate my shoelaces.
Cat attacked my dog.
Catching the bus was impossible.
Cat died
Cat got my tongue!
cat got out
Cat got run over.
Cat had kittens.
Cat ran away.
Cats surrounded my house.
Cats were harassing me on the way to work this morning!
Caught a cold.
Caught a fly in my mouth.
caught a very bad cold
Caught cancer
Caught in a storm.
Caught in traffic.
Caught the wrong bus.
cause...just because...
Certain I had pnemonia.
Cha cha, cha cha cha; cha cha marathon all night long. Cha cha, cha cha cha...
Chance I might be pregnant.
Changed my gender.
Charley, my cat, poohed in my shoes.
Charter plane on which I was returning from Haiti delivering relief supplies ran into bad weather.
Chemical explosion caused a huge purple cloud to descend on my neighbourhood and experts warned us to stay indoors.
Chicken gouged my eyes out.
Children
Children took ages to get ready.
Children wouldn't get ready.
Children wouldn't get ready on time.
child sick
Chiropractor
Chocked on dime
Chocolate colored sludge fell on my mum
Choking
Chris, my son caught himself in his zip (ouch) and I had to take him to the hospital.
Christmas came early
Church
Clarinet lesson
Clean underwear, I had none.
Climbed Mt. Everest
clock battery died
Clock was an hour behind.
Closed route
Close encounter of the third kind.
Cobwebs festooned my entire house and it took ages to find my way out.
Cockatoos ate my briefcase and spilled coffee all over my brand new Hawaiian shorts.
Coconut fell on my head.
Coffee Spill
Coffee spilled in car, had to change clothes.
Coins were falling from the sky like rain.
Cold
Cold Cereal Contained Food Poisoning.
Collapsed
Collision
Collywobbles
Coma
Computer blew up.
Conceiving
Congested traffic
Constipation
Construction delays
Contributed to a blood drive
Convulsioned involuntarily
Cooked my leg.
Cookie jar broke over my head.
Cookie monster tried to murder me.
Couch fell through my roof.
Cough
coughing attack
Couldn't be bothered.
Couldn't catch the crosstown.
Couldn't find a matching pair of socks.
Couldn't find my car keys.
Couldn't find my Homework.
Couldn't find my left shoe.
Couldn't get out of bed.
Couldn't remember directions.
Couldn't remember directions to destination.
Couldn't start car.
Couldn't stop coughing.
Cousins were constipated.
Cow stood on me.
Cramps
Cranky vegtables came and attacked me.
Crashed
Crashed into another vehicle.
Crashed into the garage door.
Crater developed where my house used to be.
Crayons were stuck up nose.
Created a cure for cancer.
Created a major traffic jam because the car stalled.
Criminal
crisis at home
Crocodile was blocking my driveway.
Crossed the wrong traffic cop.
Crying to much
Cucumbers tied me up because they're evil.
Curdled milk makes me sick.
Cut
Cut my tongue on a screwdriver (vodka and Orange Juice)
Cycled into open manhole.
Late night carousing
Visit to the cardiologist
Alarm clock problem and ailing child are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter a.
Illness, indigestion, injury, incarceration and interviewing for a job are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter i.
Auto accident and AAA changed my flat tire are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter a.
holiday trafficheadachehurricanehot water tank broke
Knee injury and kids were not ready are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter k.
Reasons for being late include alarm clock problem, ailing child, allergies and AAA changed flat tire. They begin with the letter a.
Kids were not ready is a reason for being late. It begins with the letter k.
killing time,knives needed sharpening,
Anxiety attack is a reason for being out late. Attempting a world record for the number of bars visited in one day.
Parent ill, plane delayed, Porsche would not start and procrastinated are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter p.
Family emergency, flat tire, forgot appointment and forgot directions are reasons for being late. They begin with F.
Unable to find location, uniformed officer stopped me and urgent matter came up are reasons for being late. They begin with U.