If that's a frequent problem for you, I'd suggest you stop sticking objects up it.
Your butt hurts.
butt hole butt hole
butt hole
when your butt hurts.
yes yes you can
use Vaseline
The father hurts his butt during the game of pretend pig hunt.
It only hurts because you've been sitting on it too long.
A chicken "butt hole" is called a vent or a cloaca.
A *bung hole is the hole in a barrel of wine/whiskey, not a butt hole. I'm not sure if the two are related as far as origins.
Cuz there's a worm in your butt.