"Yo toda deseinada" doesn't have a clear meaning in Spanish. It seems like a phrase with misspellings or errors. If you provide more context or correct the spelling, I can help you understand it better.
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The phrase "Yo siempre estoy mean" translates to "I am always mean" in English.
"Yo soy feliz" in Spanish means "I am happy."
"Yo quiero ser" means "I want to be" in English.
yo no so = I don't know q (que?) might mean 'what' cojone = testicle
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I'd like to eat you all up (directed toward a single girl).
a mi yo gustaria comerte toda
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"toda" means absolutely nothing unless you mean "touda" (pitching and batting).
Si eres español? Así su frase no tiene ningún sentido!
My entire family, my friends, and I go to [the] church in the afternoon.
"Toda chamuda" translates into English as "Thank you, sweetie" (when talking to a female). The male equivalent would be "Toda chamud."
Toda raba chaver means "thank you very much, friend"
"Todas" means "all" in the plural femine sense.
Love my whole family,you know that I do. And never forget it.
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