What ingredients are in LOL drinks?

Answer 1

ROFLfruit, LAWLPowerBoost, and LOLmilk

Tools needed: Mixer, 999 Ply Oven Mitts, 34 Ton Ultra Strong Composite Block Of Metal,

UberCups, and oven able to heat stuff up to 1,337 degrees. Then you will

need a subzero freezer able to freeze stuff up to 1,338degrees below zero. This will ensure the proper Ubercold temperatures able to totally freeze the LOLdrink.

How To Make A LOL drink

Step 1: Pour LAWLPowerBoost ALL over ROFLfruit. This will energize the fruit to the power of 1,000 Atomic Wedgies, or 999 Atomic Bombs ( One Atomic Wedgie is equal to 1.001001 Atomic Bombs ). DO NOT TOUCH FRUIT WITHOUT 999 PLY OVEN MITTS!!!

Step 2: Pour the ROFLfruit into the LOLmilk. Be careful not to splash the milk, or else you will be splashed and burnt by molten milk. This will kill you. Really, LOLmilk is 100 times more radioactive then uranium. If you have not died by now, good job.

Step 3: Pour the LOLmilk into the blender, and close it. Make sure the top is secured by the 34 Ton Ultra Strong Composite Block Of Metal. Then start blending. I suggest you stay at least 300 miles away from the blender, which has a 99.9% percent chance of exploding.

Step 4: If you are still alive after all of these steps, you get 2 cookies. Take the blender out, and put it in the oven. Heat to 1,337 degrees. Then wait for 5 days, and take out of oven with 999 Ply Oven Mitts.

Step 5: Put heated up blender in sub-zero freezer, and set to -1,338 degrees. Wait for 6 days, 9 hours, and 34 seconds, and take out IMMEDIATELY. If you take it out any sooner or later, the entire mix will turn into a mutant monster that will destroy the Earth.

Step 6: Pour mix into UberCups, and wait 65 days until the radiation has disappeared.

Step 7: Enjoy Your LOLdrink, and then clean up your house.