get 2 bendy filled ketchup bottle put them under toilet seat (on the part where the bump is) wwait to boss gose to toilet a slosh ketchup all over her9make sure shes a girl
If he screws you first its important to return the favor ;)
We expect bosses to be good managers; that's what they DO. The worst bosses are people who have neither good technical skills nor any management ability.
thankyou for your time sir or mam yours sincerely jimbob?
You would want to be very polite, especially if the boss expects you to attend. Begin by apologizing for being unable to attend, and then give the boss good reasons why you cannot be there. Conclude by offering to make arrangements to attend at another time (you do not want the boss to think you are avoiding the training program; even if you think it's a waste of time, the boss wants you to be there, so you need to show a positive attitude about it). The boss may still be upset with you, but if you explain your situation and offer to attend at another time, it may not cause a problem for you at your job.
Unless the orders are unlawful, and most often they are not, it is not a good idea to refuse to follow orders from a boss, no matter what the position of the boss is in the company. It's called insubordination and can result in the employee being fired. If; however, you have reasons for not wanting to follow the orders that are valid to you, you could explain them to your boss and ask the boss to give the task to someone else. It would be up to the boss whether to do that, though. If you decide to outright refuse to follow your boss's orders, be prepared to find another job. Chances are high that you will need one.
A fart machine in there desk
The good old bucket of water on the top of a door prank. :)
you can put jello in his shoes
pull a nice good prank
Whoopie Cushion is always a classic!
no No there was a guy named Isaiah Michael Jackson who thought it would be a good idea to dress as a Gorilla and pull a prank by snactching a kid.
do something funny
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pull a prank on him
put glue in someones shoes or put pepper in someones sandwich
U put water all over his head
Pranks on schools are a bad idea that can only lead to no good.