Dark humor, but definitely not risque: A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey." The bartender gives him one, and he drinks it. He asks the bartender, "Bartender, how tall is a penguin?" The bartender says, "Oh, about three feet tall." The man says, "Give me another shot." The bartender pours him another shot and he drinks it. Then he asks the bartender AGAIN, "Bartender, how tall is a penguin." The bartender repeats his earlier answer, "Oh, about three feet tall." So the man says, "Gimme another shot." The bartender gives him the whiskey and he drinks it. Then he asks the bartender for a THIRD time, "Bartender, how tall did you say penguins were?" The bartender replies, "I just told you. About three feet tall." The man grimaces, and covers his face, crying out "Oh, no! I must have run over a nun!"
I've got one or two for you...
A: A nervous wreck!
A: Because they have webbed feet!
do not upset the penguin it means dont get someone angry because becasue they will bite like a penguin
A joke that is not funny would be a joke that no one laughs at. The way to truly discover if a joke is funny, is to tell the joke to see if anyone laughs. However, humor is subjective, one may find it funny, another may not.
Funny jokes Hey, that's a joke, what are funny jokes called? Funny jokes! that's a joke, too!
keed is a "funny" way of saying kid.. as in "I keed, I keed! I joke, I joke!"
idont get this and its not funny
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a penguin joke is joke that people think penguin say! Weired
i got a clubpenguin joke BUT its from the clubpenguin joke book. what did the penguin sail on? the C!i got a clubpenguin joke BUT its from the clubpenguin joke book. what did the penguin sail on? the C!
A joke that is not funny would be a joke that no one laughs at. The way to truly discover if a joke is funny, is to tell the joke to see if anyone laughs. However, humor is subjective, one may find it funny, another may not.
Um Funny is to joke as serious is to....um....smack talk?
a joke that is practical, but funny
That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore was created in 1984.
Funny jokes Hey, that's a joke, what are funny jokes called? Funny jokes! that's a joke, too!
The joke that makes you lose your money!
A really funny joke that is appropriate for a teenager would be "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The answer to this joke is: "to get to Taco Bell, of course."
The fact that you think there's a funny joke about carbon in the first place.
a joke is funny a lie isint
Not sure what you mean by "scientifically funny", but a joke can be both scientific, i.e. about some science topic (and perhaps even scientifically accurate), and funny.