Buildup: Two/Three [insert ethnic/religious/minority/sex/stereotype here] walk into a bar.
Punchline: You think one of them would have seen it./It hurt./They all said 'ow'.
A guy, a rabbi, and Jesus walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says,"Don't tell me this is some kinda stupid joke"
Originally, it was a rabbi, a rabbi, and a rabbi walk into a bar. . .
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The joke you are most likely referring to is: "Two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducked" A bar, as in a pole, and the third person dodged the pole by ducking.
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They walked, with the other 67 percent, into a bar.
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he joke where the punch line is Boo mop is the 'The Best Lame Joke'.
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O.K., a priest, a rabbi and a minster walk into a bar and belly up to the bar and order their drinks and the bartender says: "What is this, a joke?" O.K., a joke, a pun and a riddle all walk into a bar and belly up to the bar and order a narrative and the bartender says: "Would you like a punch line with that?" O.K., a punch line, a moral to the story and a non-sequitur all walk into a bar and order a joke and the bartender says: "We don't serve your kind in here." The punch line says to the bartender: "What is this, a joke?" and a moral to the story says: "You shouldn't be so judgmental of others." and a non-seuitur says: "I'll take a double." O.K., why did the chicken cross the road? To meet the horse and the goat at the bar across the street. O.K., O.K., how many jokes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Get it?
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