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The internet is a series of tubes transmitting cats. Now, sometimes, these tubes leak and the leaked cats become LOLCats. They are capable of speaking, but usually in impaired english. Some people feel as though they should return them to their native habitat, the internet. They do so by taking pictures of these felines and posting them online. Some LOLCats actually do funny - but suprisingly human - things upon returning to their home. But, sadly, LOLCats aren't everyone's bucket of mustard. They were dark times, son-- Dark times. Some people were not amused by LOLCats' zooming popularity and awesomeness. They attacked these felines-- they deemed them "not funny" and "very stupid"; and, unfortunately for us, they succeeded, growing stronger with every attack. Eventually, few were left, and three of the internet's awesomest people, Notch (creator of minecraft), Philosoraptor, and Captain Falcon had to team up. With Notch's pixelization, Philosoraptor's curiosity, and Captain Falcon's box of strawberry Pop-Tarts, they created....... Nyan Cat. He has the strength of five tigers, the speed of seven cheetahs, and the flavor of a strawberry Pop-Tart. He vanquished these LOLCat haters-- he banished them to the darkest corners of the internet. But just to be safe, he flew across the galaxy, patrolling for any more of these anti-LOLCat scum. To this day, he flies across the galaxy, whilst pooping a rainbow. THE END
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Is nyan cat a pop tart?
yes.nyan cat is a cat the body of a pop tart.
What flavor pop tart is the Nyan Cat?
Crappy type of strawberry
Why doesn't nyan cat have whiskers?
Because a pop-tart cat with whiskers is just silly.
Why is a pop tart called a pop tart?
It is a tart-like pastry, hence the word Tart in its name. The "Pop" does not refer to popping out of the toatser - It was named Pop-Tart as a play on the "Pop-Art" craze at the time of its creation.
How do you say pop tart in spanish?
Pop Tart
What is a pop tart?
A tasty tart that puts the pop in your breakfast.
What is the Nyan cat about?
It's about a cat with a cherry Pop Tart for a body that is flying in space eating floating doughnuts and pooping rainbows.
History of the pop tart?
Pop-Tarts, established in 1964, were originally created for the use of medication for rare turtle species
Is Nyan Cat farting rainbows?
Nyan Cat is a cartoon cat with the body of a Pop-Tart, flying through space, and leaving a rainbow trail behind it.
What does Nyan cat look like where it came from and how do I feel about him?
With japanese pop music with a cartoon cat with the body of a pop tart flying at space leaving a rainbow and you would be like are you serious
How do you say pop-tart in spanish?
Pop Tart
Is nyan cat a species or one cat?
Nyan Cat is one cat, of which is a animation made by China, (Hence the word Nyan meaning Pop-Tart in Chinese) and is not a true breed.
