1. Yo mama so poor she bounces food stamps!
2. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
3. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
4. Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
5. Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
6. Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
7. Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
8. Yo mama so po' she can't even afford the last two letters.
9. Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."
10. Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
This is not even close to funny but according to cha cha answers this is the world's funniest yo momma joke:
Yo mama's so fat that when we was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!
heres one that might be funnier
yo mamas so fat she stepped on a dollar bill and suffocated gorge Washington
There are a lot of them. Here are some i came up with.
1. Your mama's so stupid she tried to put Skittles in alphebetical order.
2. Your mama's so stupid she tried to climb over a glass wall the see what was on the other side.
3.Yo mama so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales sang "we are family! Even though your bigger than me!"
4.Yo mama is so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and screamed "Catch that Twinkey"
5.Yo mamma so old her school textbooks said the moon was made of cheese.
6.Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
7. Your mama is so ulgy that her husband took her to work with him just so he wouldn't have to kiss her good-bye.
Your momma is like a gun two cocks and she blows ^-^
i felt free to put the best one on here =P
your momma is like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans
yo momma so poor, she has to print out a house for refuge but cant afford to pay the mortgage.
yo momma so fat, she got a speeding ticket when she farted.
yo momma so stupid, she tripped over the wire of a cordless telephone.
by yunzhe XD
Your momma is so fat that when she jumps for joy she gets stuck
Your momma is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
Your momma is so fat that whales sing to her 'we are family, I got all my sisters and me'
Your momma is so ugly that when she walks her dog people ask 'Who's the dog?'
Have fun! ;)
your mom is so ugly when she looked in the mirror she saw you
your momas like a tv every five yr old can turn her on
yo mamma so big that she is both sides of the family
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"Your mamma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!"
a casket? a grave? the morgue? the trunk? insert yo' momma joke?
They can be, if you are being racist about the other person's mama. Not in themselves. They are immature, sexist, and not funny to everyone who hears them. They can be told in a racist manner, and specific ones can be racist if race is brought into the joke.
Who's there? Frog. Frog who? Frogot. Let me check my ID
They have good ice sight.
yo' momma so skinny she uses Cheerios for her hula hoop.:)
Yo momma so old she used to babysit Yoda. Yo momma is so ugly, she made her shadow run away.
Your Momma' You Ugy Biatch's, JOKE
Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks! lol. pretty good right?
yo mamas so fat she's obese
"Your mamma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!"
its a joke look on the Internet yo momma jokes E.G yo mommas so ugly even bob the builder couldn't fix than.
I thought it was your momma, nah joke it was Trina Williams
i heard that sum kid was bored and told his friend a joke about is momma so he said sumtin bak so it jus turned into a game
a casket? a grave? the morgue? the trunk? insert yo' momma joke?
It's easy to learn, but difficult to master. First you must start with the mandatory opening of "Yo momma's so..." Next you need to choose what you will be ridiculing, ie, her weight or intelligence. Lastly comes the punchline, in which you mention an absurd, exaggerated or impossible situation to illustrate their momma's obesity or stupidity. Put them all together; "Yo momma's so fat, I have to take a train and two busses to get on her good side." "Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company." They won't know what hit them!
There are a few places that offer a wide variety of yo momma jokes but one of the top places to find them is at yomommajokesgalore. they have every yo momma joke staring with the first one invented.