What is a good momma joke?

Answer 1

• Yo momma is so stupid she kept saying am not to R2 (Star Wars)!
• Your momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
• Your momma is so fat she plays pool with the planets.
• Your mom is so fat she causes a 99.9 earth quake each step she takes.
• Your momma is so fat that when she was drowning the lifeguard got out a whale net.
• Your momma is so ugly her mum said what a treasure her dad said lets bury it.
• Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she blows, she sucks and gets laid in the closet.
• Your mum is so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the sofa.
• Your momma is so ugly, when God looked down on his own wonderful animals he said, "WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT!"
• Yo momma was so old when she breast fed that DUST CAME OUT!

1. Yo mama so poor she bounces food stamps!

2. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

3. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

4. Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

5. Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

6. Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

7. Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

8. Yo mama so po' she can't even afford the last two letters.

9. Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."

10. Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Answer 2

This is not even close to funny but according to cha cha answers this is the world's funniest yo momma joke:

Yo mama's so fat that when we was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!

heres one that might be funnier

yo mamas so fat she stepped on a dollar bill and suffocated gorge Washington

Answer 3

There are a lot of them. Here are some i came up with.

1. Your mama's so stupid she tried to put Skittles in alphebetical order.

2. Your mama's so stupid she tried to climb over a glass wall the see what was on the other side.

3.Yo mama so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales sang "we are family! Even though your bigger than me!"

4.Yo mama is so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and screamed "Catch that Twinkey"

5.Yo mamma so old her school textbooks said the moon was made of cheese.

6.Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

7. Your mama is so ulgy that her husband took her to work with him just so he wouldn't have to kiss her good-bye.

Your momma is like a gun two cocks and she blows ^-^

i felt free to put the best one on here =P

your momma is like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans

yo momma so poor, she has to print out a house for refuge but cant afford to pay the mortgage.

yo momma so fat, she got a speeding ticket when she farted.

yo momma so stupid, she tripped over the wire of a cordless telephone.

by yunzhe XD

Answer 4

Your momma is so fat that when she jumps for joy she gets stuck

Your momma is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

Your momma is so fat that whales sing to her 'we are family, I got all my sisters and me'

Your momma is so ugly that when she walks her dog people ask 'Who's the dog?'

Have fun! ;)

Answer 5

your mom is so ugly when she looked in the mirror she saw you

Answer 6

your momas like a tv every five yr old can turn her on

Answer 7

yo mamma so big that she is both sides of the family

Answer 8

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