When will the 2012 apocalypse happen?

Answer 1

The 2012 apocalypse will happen in around 2016 because of the trade winds in the polar icecaps off the coast of Argentina. The Trade Winds are blowing south-west which make the earthquakes and tornadoes and tsunamis happen. It will start in America, then move on to London, then it will move to Asia, then down to Australia and South America because those are right next to eachother. Once all of the animals and plants and people are gone, all that will be left is the cockroaches because they can survive anything and then they will learn how to talk and take over the world even though there is nothing to take over because everything is gone but then thecockroaches will die in like two weeks after they take over because there is no food left because everything died so then they will die too and there will be one cockroach king left because he doesnt have to eat so he will build a spaceship and travel to a distant planet and make friends with the aliens there and get food and then reproduce to makealien-cockroach people babies.