Who invented the bears?

Answer 1

OK, here is the real and absolute answer. Theodore Roosevelt did not INVENT the Teddy Bear Morris Midton did. Roosevelt inspired to make the Teddy Bear. In fact, his very own nickname was "Teddy" because back when he was president, he went hunting one day (I think he was on a horse using a rifle) and saw a bear. Then, he aimed his fully loaded rifle (if he was using a rifle that was fully loaded) directly at the bear. He (might) thought that if I am living, why shale he not live. So, he rested his rifle (if he had one) down and let the bear go and be free and to also live the rest of its wonderful life. So then he returned home to the white hose and his new nickname became "Teddy" in Honor of his respect toward the bear and also the bear it self. So, a few years later, Teddy bears, Gummy Bears, and other products were sent out across and all around the globe for us to remember and Honor this very True story and most importantly to know the message of this true story which is to trust and giveback too others including the things around and mean allot to you that are living or nonliving.

Answer 2

Peter Mumford invented the BEAR and he did because he was born in a very talented family. He lived in a cave and needed protection. So, he magically waved his left hand and did the funky chicken while saying "Marry me Lou Lou!" and then POOF, the bear showed up and ate him. Then his very talented family never had a funeral because he was so stupid and made a bear which ate him. Thank you for your time.

P.S They also didn't know where he was.

P.P.S His cave was in Timbuck Two, and his very talented family lived in West Virginia.

Answer 3

Antonino (IV)

This is all because of his buddy, geng chen . Antonino was sick of sucking geng chen dick so he invented the teddy bear to be a substitute of him so he can do his own pleasure.