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Who would win in a fight against master chief and Chuck Norris?
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∙ 12y ago
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Chuck Norris would win
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I say master chief would win because he can withstand a lot of damage, he can regenerate health and he can inflict a lot of damage. but if it is a gun fight the MC would win but if it is a melee fight then Chuck would win.
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∙ 12y agoYes chuck Norris is master chief because he is that awesome and there is nobody else badass enough to be master chief!!!!! So in conclusion chuck NORRIS= master chief!!!!!!!!
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∙ 12y agochuck Norris will fart on master chiefs face and it would melt like an ice cream in the middle of the summer
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∙ 12y agoChuck Norris will win in a fight between him and superman
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Who would win in a fight between steven segal and Chuck Norris?
CHUCK NORRIS WILL ROUND HOUSE KICK HIM IN THE FACE!!In my opinion, Chuck Norris will win, because if Chuck Norris is tough enough to drown a fish, he can obviously beat Steven Segal.ANSWER:Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is magic. DELTA FORCE magic.Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is better than everybody.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The reason nobody has been saved by Chuck Norris tears is Chuck Norris doesn't cry.Do you know why Superman wears what he wears when he's saving the world? Because he and Chuck Norris got into a fight and the loser had to go to work for the rest of his life in his pajamas.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so fast and so hard his foot broke the speed of light and went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart.Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kicked deaths has risen by 13,000 percent.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.Chuck Norris once shot an enemy fighter plane down by pointing his finger at it and yelling; "Bang!".If Superman and the Flash were to race to the edge of the universe, do you know who would win? Chuck Norris!Chuck Norris once ate a baby. Therefore he would win.Chuck Norris Sleeps with a pillow under his gunChuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door.Steven Segal doesn't stand a chance.
What are good Chuck Norris jokes?
LIST OF KNOWN CHUCK NORRIS JOKESJokes with bolded numbers are popular ones.1. Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of him!2. Chuck Norris was supposed to die 50 years ago but the Grim Reaper was to scared to take him.3. Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.4. Chuck Norris created his own mother5. Chuck Norris had a heart attack and he won.6. Chuck Norris does not make spelling mistakes, if he spells a word differently the dictionary will correct itself.7. Jesus and Chuck Norris had the same birthday, Chuck Norris doesn't care.8. If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.9. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.10. Chuck Norris got bitten by an extremely poisonous snake, after extreme pain and seizure the snake died.11. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.12. Chuck Norris made war marry peace.13. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.14. Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it and brought it back.15. Chuck Norris can unscramble and egg.16. Chuck Norris is blind, no one could ever tell because he sees only in the colour of fear and since everything fears Chuck Norris he sees all.17. Chuck Norris gives polygraph machines a lie detector test.18. Chuck Norris can possess the Devil.19. Chuck Norris can look up a number in the phone book that's not listed in the phone book.20. The judges of American idol sing for Chuck Norris.21. Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks cannot get sucked into black holes. Black holes get sucked into Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.22. Why is health care so expensive? Chuck Norris is sending so many people to the hospital every day.23. When Chuck Norris picks up a Rubix cube, it solves itself out of fear.24. Chuck Norris visits Hell for vacation.25. Chuck Norris can understand women.26. Bushes beat around Chuck Norris.27. Chuck Norris doesn't dance around the question. Questions dance around Chuck Norris.28. Chuck Norris invented pain.29. Chuck Norris's wife gave birth to his own parents.30. Chuck Norris can have it both ways.31. Even the amazing people are saying, "Wow, Chuck Norris is really amazing."32. Chuck Norris tells his mother who she can hang out with.33. Handicap signs aren't for handicap people they're for all the people that meet Chuck Norris.34. When Chuck Norris was born the sun said I quit!35. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He just accidentally destroys chairs.36. Chuck Norris doesn't need bullet proof vests. Bullet proof vests need Chuck Norris.37. Guns don't shoot at Chuck Norris. Bullets aren't that stupid.38. The invention of the atomic bomb was created when Chuck Norris sneezed into a jar and it blew up only one one thing was left standing, Chuck Norris39. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you with his fist.40. The Boogeyman checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.Cars were actually invented for a faster way to flee from chuck Norris, but Chuck 41. Norris invented the car wreck.42. Bruce Lee once survived a Round house kick. and then he woke up.43. Black holes cannot escape Chuck Norris.44. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.45. Chuck Norris stared at Medusa - she turned to stone.46. Chuck Norris is so fast that he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!47. Chuck Norris dug a drainage ditch near his Arizona cottage - it's now called The Grand Canyon.48.Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.49.Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.50. Everybody loves Raymond - except Chuck Norris.51. Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it, too.52. Chuck Norris can call different people by dialing the same number.53. Chuck Norris cuts his toenails with a chain saw.54. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.**55.** Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. *Laughter*
Is Master Chief a woman?
master chief in halo 1 is in fact a woman.
Was Christian Bale going to be master chief?
I assume Master Chief was going to be entirely CG, as the armor is too large and bulky for anyone to realistically move around in it. But the movie got cancelled, so it's not like it matters anyway.
Hulk or master chief who would win?
HULK... some say no no no no no. master chief just has to shoot Dr banner. well the hulk is a spirit kinda. so Dr banner can be dead but the hulk can take his body back turn into the hulk and eventually he would get mad because he is being shot. he would knock the crap out of master chief...however i am a fan of the Spartans and halo but in this one gotta give it to hulk
Is the master chief the coolest?
Only Chuck Norris is cooler than master chief. And Rolf Harris
If the master chief from halo and Chuck Norris fought who would win?
chuck Norris is god. he would roundhouse kick him with his penis
What if the master chief ate a worm?
trick question master cheif is really chuck norris
What is Chuck Norris' chief export?
Pain
Is masterchief a girl?
No! The master chief is actaully chuck norris! I mean it makes sense... Look close at him when he lunges with a sword and you will notice a leg actaully kicks out!
Would Donkey Kong beat Chuck Norris or Master Chief in a battle?
Without a doubt Donkey Kong would obliterate Chuck Norris in a battle. He would also annihilate Master Chief. Actually Donkey Kong could take down Chuck Norris, while playing kick the crap out of Halo at the same time. Skills Chart: Name Strength Speed Health Range Overall Donkey Kong infinite infinite infinite infinite infinite x2 Chuck Norris A+ D- F B+ C Master Chief B A A- D Q Halo w/MC C C F-- Z Super Crap Halo w/o MC F F F------- Z- Infinite...Crap
Who would win in a fight between steven segal and Chuck Norris?
CHUCK NORRIS WILL ROUND HOUSE KICK HIM IN THE FACE!!In my opinion, Chuck Norris will win, because if Chuck Norris is tough enough to drown a fish, he can obviously beat Steven Segal.ANSWER:Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is magic. DELTA FORCE magic.Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is better than everybody.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The reason nobody has been saved by Chuck Norris tears is Chuck Norris doesn't cry.Do you know why Superman wears what he wears when he's saving the world? Because he and Chuck Norris got into a fight and the loser had to go to work for the rest of his life in his pajamas.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so fast and so hard his foot broke the speed of light and went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart.Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kicked deaths has risen by 13,000 percent.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.Chuck Norris once shot an enemy fighter plane down by pointing his finger at it and yelling; "Bang!".If Superman and the Flash were to race to the edge of the universe, do you know who would win? Chuck Norris!Chuck Norris once ate a baby. Therefore he would win.Chuck Norris Sleeps with a pillow under his gunChuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door.Steven Segal doesn't stand a chance.
What side is Master Chief on?
In the war against the Covenant, Master Chief is on the side of the humans.
What are good Chuck Norris jokes?
LIST OF KNOWN CHUCK NORRIS JOKESJokes with bolded numbers are popular ones.1. Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of him!2. Chuck Norris was supposed to die 50 years ago but the Grim Reaper was to scared to take him.3. Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.4. Chuck Norris created his own mother5. Chuck Norris had a heart attack and he won.6. Chuck Norris does not make spelling mistakes, if he spells a word differently the dictionary will correct itself.7. Jesus and Chuck Norris had the same birthday, Chuck Norris doesn't care.8. If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.9. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.10. Chuck Norris got bitten by an extremely poisonous snake, after extreme pain and seizure the snake died.11. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.12. Chuck Norris made war marry peace.13. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.14. Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it and brought it back.15. Chuck Norris can unscramble and egg.16. Chuck Norris is blind, no one could ever tell because he sees only in the colour of fear and since everything fears Chuck Norris he sees all.17. Chuck Norris gives polygraph machines a lie detector test.18. Chuck Norris can possess the Devil.19. Chuck Norris can look up a number in the phone book that's not listed in the phone book.20. The judges of American idol sing for Chuck Norris.21. Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks cannot get sucked into black holes. Black holes get sucked into Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.22. Why is health care so expensive? Chuck Norris is sending so many people to the hospital every day.23. When Chuck Norris picks up a Rubix cube, it solves itself out of fear.24. Chuck Norris visits Hell for vacation.25. Chuck Norris can understand women.26. Bushes beat around Chuck Norris.27. Chuck Norris doesn't dance around the question. Questions dance around Chuck Norris.28. Chuck Norris invented pain.29. Chuck Norris's wife gave birth to his own parents.30. Chuck Norris can have it both ways.31. Even the amazing people are saying, "Wow, Chuck Norris is really amazing."32. Chuck Norris tells his mother who she can hang out with.33. Handicap signs aren't for handicap people they're for all the people that meet Chuck Norris.34. When Chuck Norris was born the sun said I quit!35. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He just accidentally destroys chairs.36. Chuck Norris doesn't need bullet proof vests. Bullet proof vests need Chuck Norris.37. Guns don't shoot at Chuck Norris. Bullets aren't that stupid.38. The invention of the atomic bomb was created when Chuck Norris sneezed into a jar and it blew up only one one thing was left standing, Chuck Norris39. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you with his fist.40. The Boogeyman checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.Cars were actually invented for a faster way to flee from chuck Norris, but Chuck 41. Norris invented the car wreck.42. Bruce Lee once survived a Round house kick. and then he woke up.43. Black holes cannot escape Chuck Norris.44. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.45. Chuck Norris stared at Medusa - she turned to stone.46. Chuck Norris is so fast that he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!47. Chuck Norris dug a drainage ditch near his Arizona cottage - it's now called The Grand Canyon.48.Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.49.Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.50. Everybody loves Raymond - except Chuck Norris.51. Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it, too.52. Chuck Norris can call different people by dialing the same number.53. Chuck Norris cuts his toenails with a chain saw.54. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.**55.** Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. *Laughter*
What is the best chuck noris joke?
Here are some. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris built the house he was born in. Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in three moves. Chuck Norris counted to infinity; twice. When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle he doesn't get wet, the puddle gets Chuck Norris'ed. Time waits for no man; except if that man is Chuck Norris. When the Boogieman goes to bed, he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris. Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.
Who is corries chief gossip?
Norris
What gender is Master Chief?
Master Chief is a male.
