if this is a case of the teacher dodging your attacks then i recommend the throwing the chair to the teacher then spin kicking it into their face, in typical RVD style.
the teacher chair is called 'la chaise du professeur' in French.
The tack on her chair.
A chair.
you can mess up her chair
It could be anything like a table, chair, desk, etc....
you cant on demo
you cant
a table or a chair
During class time you get up from your chair. You walk up to the teacher and get her/his attention by calling out, "hey miss/mrs. or hello mr." You then come forward and you speak to the teacher. He will speak back to you and you will go back to your chair.
Ever thought on going on a diet or getting a bigger chair just saying
Throw a chair at them, or make a witty response.
a tack