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How to say Chuck Norris in Spanish?
That would be Chuy Norris. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the leetest leet street of them all?
Mr. Leet is Chuck Norris in disguise.Kevin Cuffel is also pretty leet, but he's not as leet as Chuck Norris. Kevin comes in second.haha
Did Ronald Reagan have chidren?
Ronald Reagan had three kids; Tighty, Whitey and Chuck Norris. Unfortunately one day his son Chuck Norris became hungry and consumed the other two children Tighty and Whitey. Furious, Ronald Raegan gave Chuck Norris a firm punishment; tear down the Berlin Wall. Ten minutes later, Chuck Norris enjoyed a tasty snack; we now know what was left as the Grand Canyon.
Why is the great wall invented?
to keep Evan ,Daniel , andChuck Norris out
What are good Chuck Norris jokes?
LIST OF KNOWN CHUCK NORRIS JOKESJokes with bolded numbers are popular ones.1. Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of him!2. Chuck Norris was supposed to die 50 years ago but the Grim Reaper was to scared to take him.3. Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.4. Chuck Norris created his own mother5. Chuck Norris had a heart attack and he won.6. Chuck Norris does not make spelling mistakes, if he spells a word differently the dictionary will correct itself.7. Jesus and Chuck Norris had the same birthday, Chuck Norris doesn't care.8. If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.9. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.10. Chuck Norris got bitten by an extremely poisonous snake, after extreme pain and seizure the snake died.11. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.12. Chuck Norris made war marry peace.13. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.14. Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it and brought it back.15. Chuck Norris can unscramble and egg.16. Chuck Norris is blind, no one could ever tell because he sees only in the colour of fear and since everything fears Chuck Norris he sees all.17. Chuck Norris gives polygraph machines a lie detector test.18. Chuck Norris can possess the Devil.19. Chuck Norris can look up a number in the phone book that's not listed in the phone book.20. The judges of American idol sing for Chuck Norris.21. Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks cannot get sucked into black holes. Black holes get sucked into Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.22. Why is health care so expensive? Chuck Norris is sending so many people to the hospital every day.23. When Chuck Norris picks up a Rubix cube, it solves itself out of fear.24. Chuck Norris visits Hell for vacation.25. Chuck Norris can understand women.26. Bushes beat around Chuck Norris.27. Chuck Norris doesn't dance around the question. Questions dance around Chuck Norris.28. Chuck Norris invented pain.29. Chuck Norris's wife gave birth to his own parents.30. Chuck Norris can have it both ways.31. Even the amazing people are saying, "Wow, Chuck Norris is really amazing."32. Chuck Norris tells his mother who she can hang out with.33. Handicap signs aren't for handicap people they're for all the people that meet Chuck Norris.34. When Chuck Norris was born the sun said I quit!35. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He just accidentally destroys chairs.36. Chuck Norris doesn't need bullet proof vests. Bullet proof vests need Chuck Norris.37. Guns don't shoot at Chuck Norris. Bullets aren't that stupid.38. The invention of the atomic bomb was created when Chuck Norris sneezed into a jar and it blew up only one one thing was left standing, Chuck Norris39. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you with his fist.40. The Boogeyman checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.Cars were actually invented for a faster way to flee from chuck Norris, but Chuck 41. Norris invented the car wreck.42. Bruce Lee once survived a Round house kick. and then he woke up.43. Black holes cannot escape Chuck Norris.44. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.45. Chuck Norris stared at Medusa - she turned to stone.46. Chuck Norris is so fast that he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!47. Chuck Norris dug a drainage ditch near his Arizona cottage - it's now called The Grand Canyon.48.Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.49.Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.50. Everybody loves Raymond - except Chuck Norris.51. Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it, too.52. Chuck Norris can call different people by dialing the same number.53. Chuck Norris cuts his toenails with a chain saw.54. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.**55.** Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. *Laughter*
What are some new Chuck Norris jokes?
The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can make his horse go to the water and make his horse drink it.Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They were shortly after renamed the Islands. Chuck Norris just pissed your pants.Chuck Norris once ate three seventy-five ounce steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes of that hour having sex with his waitress.Chuck Norris stole your bike.Normal kids pee there name in snow. Chuck Norris pisses his name in cement.Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.Chuck Norris eats grenades for breakfast and craps out mortars for lunch.........
1. What did Thomas Mort invent?
he invented the great wall of china.
What is the best chuck noris joke?
Here are some. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris built the house he was born in. Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in three moves. Chuck Norris counted to infinity; twice. When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle he doesn't get wet, the puddle gets Chuck Norris'ed. Time waits for no man; except if that man is Chuck Norris. When the Boogieman goes to bed, he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris. Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.
Is it possible to find Chuck Norris on GTA 4?
No, but if you go to Cluckin' Bell look at that random action figure on the wall. Under it says "Free Cluck Norris toy every clucky meal" xD It's a pretty sweet and funny Easter Egg
When an eclipse happen does it affect rabbits?
Yes. When there is an eclispe the colour of the moon acts like a power up from mario for the rabbits. It makes them insainly fast like canyons. It also gives them the power to jump over the great wall. Which was built around the time chuck norris' locaton was known. I hope this helped.
What did the Qin Dynasty invent besides the Great Wall of China?
They unified the Chinese language as well as all the measurements and built more roads.
What has the author Chuck Fischer written?
Chuck Fischer has written: 'Wallcoverings from the F. Schumacher & Co. collections' -- subject(s): Color in interior decoration, Wall coverings, Wallpaper 'Great American Houses & Gardens' 'Wallcoverings' -- subject(s): Wall coverings, Color in interior decoration, F. Schumacher & Co
