Chuck Norris was created when a meteor hit earth when the dinosaurs were still alive. the impact was so massive the most powerful human being beside Jesus was created. chuck Norris made the volcanoes erupt to wipe out the dinosayrs. chuck Norris is because he has been sent to keep order in the world
Chuck Norris is an American martial artist and actor. He opened a chain of Martial Arts schools and competed in martial arts tournaments. He appeared in a lot of "tough guy" movies.
Chuck Norris is popular because of an ironic internet meme known as "Chuck Norris Facts", which document fictional, often absurdly heroic feats and characteristics about Norris.
Chuck Norris is god
list of things he can do:
swim through land
hit the car instead of getting hit by one
beat a ninja and a pirate at the same time only using a pie
do 4600 million push ups with no limbs
etc etc
No. Only the Incredible Hulk is invincible. Even Superman has an Achilles Heel.
AnswerOnly Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris, but he is too busy roundhouse kicking you to kill himself.
Actually any can kill him with a gun or knife if his camera crew isn't within about 30 feet.
Chuck Norris is an all-seeing, all-knowing immortal being. That's why. And he's 1/8 Cherokee Indian. But that's besides the point. Not only is he godlike and surreal, he's oober awesome, too. Liek totally fuhh realzz sonn.
Anything you can do, he can do better. He can do anything better than you. And if you deny that he can, he'll rip your head off and crap down your neck. So I wouldn't advise it.
Because Chuck Norris created awesome.
P.S. Because he just is!
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Because he is in more movies than any other midwest celebrity and it sparked much national and public interest.
It's not really so much that he's bad... It's that he's really really GOOD.
Cuz he feels like it
Are You Serious ??
Death came for Chuck Norris once, and he roundhouse kicked him in the face, killing death himself, and therefore Chuck Norris is now Death and will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face. But otherwise, Chuck Norris CAN be killed, but only by an Omnipotent or possibly a Mulatto with the initials W V. chuck Norris will die when he gets tired of being badass, but when he gets bored, he comes back. This is what causes the seasons. The leaves hide when chuck is here.
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Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
no. the wig wears chuck Norris
Chuck Norris!
CHUCK NORRIS!
If Mr.T and The Terminator had a baby, and that baby was raised by Hitler, Chuck Norris would still be more badass.
If he dressed like a ninja, yes.
Because he was too badass. END OF STORY
Death came for Chuck Norris once, and he roundhouse kicked him in the face, killing death himself, and therefore Chuck Norris is now Death and will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face. But otherwise, Chuck Norris CAN be killed, but only by an Omnipotent or possibly a Mulatto with the initials W V. chuck Norris will die when he gets tired of being badass, but when he gets bored, he comes back. This is what causes the seasons. The leaves hide when chuck is here.
you must never question the methods of the Almighty Chuck Norris, for he will surely roundhouse kick you in the face. and to answer your question, its because he is incredibly badass.
Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
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Yes he is going to be in the UFC. And his son is Chuck Norris and dont forget women love him!
Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
no. the wig wears chuck Norris
Chuck Norris!