How does the fairy pinguin not penguin live?

Answer 1

The Fairy Pinguin

In fact a penguin is not a penguin it is a pinguin as proven in the penguin to pinguin act of 1994 as it states in the law book of creatures that can swim and yet not fly..now that is over (9000) with, the fairy pinguin (see what i did there) lives on a mixture of helium and citrus acid that is joined together using the blood of 1000 night elves named Joe and one drop of sperm from Chuck Norris but it has to be contained with a gold chamber that is 14256m thick other wise it just explodes and causes a black hole and destroys half of the world (the majority of it isn't even connected to the point of the black hole), it pulls in Africa, china, wales, east Indonesia and Texas.... but the only man that can stop it is chuck Norris as he decided to work with the fairy pinguin to create an idea that can stop a black hole in case this actually happened so they created a cube that is formed over 9000 different creatures, they than place the cube on a table in front of Chuck Norris which he then roundhouse kicks into the black hole that causes it to explode and spit everything out putting the world back together and saving the day.

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