What are the lyrics to the horrible histories kings and queens song?

Answer 1

Born to Rule

#1 I took the throne of England
#1 Just cos I was Protestant
#1 A German prince whose English stank
#1 King George number 1

#2 I like to argue, now that's clear
#2 especially with my father here
#2 and when he died, of diarrhoea
#2 I fought with my son.

#3 I broke records,
#3 with my sixty year reign
#4 and I broke the scales
#4 with my giant frame

#A Born to rule over you
#A King George i, iii, iv & ii
#1 You have to do what we told you to
#1 just because our blood was blue

#1 I was a hunk, girls adored me
#1 ladies all swooned before me
#1 they would do anything for me
#1 or I'd have their husbands killed.

#2 had a war with Prince Charles Bonnie
#3 Everyone said that I was f, f, funny
#4 I spent everyones money
#A Our subjects were not thrilled

#1 I was the sad one
#2 and I was the bad one
#3 I was the mad one
#4 and I was the fat one

#A We were Born to rule over you
#A Georges i, iii, iv and ii
#A England's kings, but we were German too
#A him and him, then me then you

#A We were Born to rule over you (Born to rule)
#1 gorged on fruit then I died on the loo
#2 people hated us
#A and we hated them too
#A Born to rule over you

#A Born to rule over you
#3 me, I was a spaccy as a bonkers kangaroo
#4 Me, I would have been more at home in a zoo
#A now, our song is through - Georges

Answer 2

There are three Ancient Egyptian songs - one in the first series, where they explain how to make a mummy - this is simply called the Mummy Song. The other one is in the second series (where the basic hieroglyphs are explained) and it's called the Hieroglyphics Song. one in the third series about Cleopatra.

Answer 3

I'm George the IV the regent king

which means I was just standing in

acting king because my dad

George III had gone barking mad (banana)

great palaces I did design buckingham was one of mine

art and fashion I so rated

and wives? that's more complicated

actresses and dutchesses

the great loves of my life

I loved more girls then I ate pies but

I couldn't stand my wife ( he couldn't stand his wife ) ( go away )

I only married queen Caroline

when my debts began to climb

because if I agreed to tie the knot

I said I'd pay of the lot

but the wedding caused all kinds of strife

cause I already had a wife

a divorced catholic? dad did sigh

but the mad old goat just would'NT die

( still here whoops spoke to soon! )

at last I can go solo!

as true king my reign began!

although I was now older than your nan!

and as the ruler of your nation

I banned my wife from my coronation

and knowing now that I did hate her

she promptly died just three weeks later

but all those pies that I got through

ment ten years later I died too

( hello have we met? I'm a kangaroo )

actresses, duchasses the great loves of my life

I loved more girls than I ate pies

but I could'NT stand my wife

I had just ten years on the throne

will you remember that?

but all that you remember is....

I was really fat

^_^ I love that song

Answer 4

I'm William the Conqueror

My enemies stood no chance

They call me the first English king

Although I come from France

1066, the Domesday book

I gave to history

So fat, on death my body burst

But enough about me

To help remember all your kings

I've come up with this song

A simple rhyme and ditty

For you all to sing along!

Oh! William!

(Bit short, init? We need more kings. Who came next?)

William second, cheeks were red

Killed out hunting, so it's said

I took over, Henry one

That's my next eldest son

Then King Stephen, it's true, check it!

Hi, Henry two, killed Thomas Beckett

Richard Lionheart? That's right!

Always spoiling for a fight

Oh, King John! What a disaster!

Rule restrained by Magna Carta!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Time for my mate, King Henry eight

To take up this song

Henry three built the abbey

Ed one hated Scots

A red hot poker killed Ed two

That must have hurt him lots!

Edward third was a chivalry nerd

Began the hundred years war

Then Richard two was king, aged ten

Then Henry, yes one more!

King Henry four, plots galore

Not least from Henry five, moi

I killed ten score at Agincourt

Then Henry six arrived!

Edward four, Edward five

Richard the third, he's bad

'Cause he fought wars with Henry seventh

First Tudor and my dad

So Henry eight, I was great

Six wives, two were beheaded

Edward the sixth came next, but he died young

And so my dreaded

Daughter Mary ruled, so scary

Then along came... me!

I'm Liz the first, I had no kids

So Tudors RIP!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song!

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

That's me! Time for more men!

James six of Scotland next

Is English James the first, he led

Then Stuarts ruled, so Charles the first

The one who lost his head

No monarchy until came me,

Charles two, I liked to party

King Jimmy two was scary, oooh!

Then Mary was a smarty

She ruled with Bill, their shoes were filled

By sourpuss Queen Anne Gloria

And so from then, you were ruled by men

Till along came me, Victoria!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song!

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then

Jim, Will, Mary, Anne Gloria

Still to come, it's Queen Victoria!

And so began the Hanover gang

George one and George two... grim!

Then George the third was quite absurd

Till I replaced old him

King George the fourth and known henceforth

As angry, fat and cross... hang on!

It's true you beat Napoleon

But were mostly a dead loss... bang on!

Old William four was a sailor... ahoy!

It's nearly the end of the storya

As onto the scene comes the best loved queen

Hail to Queen Victoria!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song!

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then

Jim, Will, Mary, Anne Gloria

George, George, George, George

Will, Victoria!

Victoria!

(I ruled for sixty four years, you know! )

Ed seven, George five

Then Ed, George sixth

Those two then reigned and how!

And so our famous monarch song

Is brought right up to now! Oh!

William, William, Henry, Stephen

Henry, Richard, John, oi!

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two

Then three more Henrys join our song!

Edward, Edward, Rich the third

Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary one, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then

Jim, Will, Mary, Anne Gloria

George, George, George, George

Will, Victoria!

Edward, George, Edward, George six

And Queen Liz two completes the mix!

That's all the English kings and queens

Since William first that there have been!

Answer 5

it starts an episode of horrible histories

Answer 6

George IV: Couldn't Stand My Wife