Two answers to this joke.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
The answer to that children's joke is ham I see you again?
Knock knock. Who's there? Up up. Up up who? Up up and away. Here is another one for you. Knock knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe tell me another knock knock joke?
Knock knock who is there? hug? hug who? you hug hug
There are many knock knock jokes out there, some have been around for years! Others have been made up over the years by different generations.
Knock Knock Who's there? Bell Bell! Bell Bell who? Bell Bell is out of order!
Tickle you!
knock knock, whose there "FBI OPEN UP" "fbi open up" who? OH WAIT RUNNNNNN
Knock, knockWho's there?AmsterdamAmsterdam who?Amsterdam sick and tired of your knock knock jokes!
Here is a good Mario knock knock joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Yoshi. Yoshi who? Yo! She won't let me in.
Knock, knock Who's there? Alpha Alpha who? Alpha Q.
Will you remember me in an hour?Yes.Will you remember me in a day?Yes.Will you remember me in a week?Yes.Will you remember me in a month?Yes.Will you remember me in a year?Yes.I think you won't.Yes, I will.Knock, knock!Who's there?See? You've forgotten me already!Knock, knock!Who's there?Barbie.Barbie who?Bar-B-QKnock, knock!Who's there?Dwayne.Dwayne who?Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.Knock, knock!Who's there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me.Knock, knock!Who's thereAndy.Andy who?Andy bit me again.Knock, knock!Who's there?Keith.Keith who?Keith me, my thweet preenth(Kiss me, my sweet prince)Knock, knock!Who's there?JoséJosé who?José can you see by the dawn's early light?(Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light? -- first line of The Star-Spangled Banner)Knock, knock!Who's there?Olive.Olive who?Olive you!(I love you!)[edit] Puns on other wordsKnock, knock!Who's there?Alpaca.Alpaca who?Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.Knock, knock!Who's there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you going to open the door?(Aren't you going to open the door?)A similar joke expands the structure:Knock, knock!Who's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock, knock!Who's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock, knock!Who's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock, knock!Who's there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?(Aren't you glad I didn't say "banana" again?)Knock, knock!Who's there?DoctorDoctor Who?That's right!Knock, knock!Who's there?Boo.Boo who?Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke.Knock KnockWho's Theredoctordoctor who?OI THATS MY LINE!knock knockwhos thereorangeorange whoorange u glad i aint a BANANAknock knockwhos therehoneyhoney whohoney whos there?(soz thats crap)knock knockwhos therekatekate MOSS?!?noo kate MOSES
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The secret knock is knock knock, knock knock knock knock
The first occurrence of the multiple repeated knocks appears in Series 1 Episode 10 - The Loobenfeld Decay:Sheldon: (Knock, knock, knock, knock) Leonard, (Knock, knock, knock, knock) Leonard, (Knock, knock, knock, knock) Leonard...Sheldon: (Knock, knock, knock, knock) Penny, (Knock, knock, knock, knock) Penny, (Knock, knock, knock, knock)Penny, (door opens) Good morning.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
knock knock knock sock of ock ock ock my clock clock clock is taping for the knock knock knock
*Knock Knock "Who's There?" ''Banana'' "Banana Who? *Knock Knock "Who's There?" ''Banana'' "Banana Who? *Knock Knock "Who's There?" ''Banana'' "Banana Who? *Knock Knock "Who's There?" ''Orange'' "Orange Who?" ''Orange you glad I didn't say banana''
No, knock is a noun (a knock on the door) and a verb (to knock on the door).
Here is a knock knock bison joke: Knock Knock. Who's there? Bison. Bison who? Bison girl scout cookies.
Knock Knock - song - was created in 2003-09.
knock knock, whose there "FBI OPEN UP" "fbi open up" who? OH WAIT RUNNNNNN
Knock Knock - Who's there? - The IRS. We are taking your house.' Another is 'Knock Knock - Who's there? - Stalin. - Stalin who? - Stalin for time!'
Knock, knockWho's there?AmsterdamAmsterdam who?Amsterdam sick and tired of your knock knock jokes!