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lol get it he accually walks into a bar
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Female bartender:
"Can I start a tab for you sir?"
Patron:
"No, I didn't bring a credit card with me."
Female bartender:
"Well... Do you have anything I can hold?"
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Can someone mention a funny joke?
A duck walks into a store and asks the cashier guy, "Do you have any grapes?" and the guy says no. The next day the duck walks into the same store and asks the cashier guy, " Do you have any grapes?' and the guy says no. The next day the duck walks into the same store and asks the cashier guy if he has any grapes and the guy says, "If you ask that question one more time I'm going to staple your feet to the floor." The next day the duck walks in the store and says, "Do you have any staples?" and the guy says no, then the duck asks, "Do you have any grapes?" :)
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A guy, a rabbi, and Jesus walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says,"Don't tell me this is some kinda stupid joke"
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Jokes that never produce laughter?
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So this duck walks into a hardware store (or library) and he says to the guy "Do you have any grapes?" the guys like "no, we're a hardware store" so the duck waddles out. The next day the duck walks back in and say s"Do you have any grapes?" The guys like "uh no?" So the duck waddles out. The NEXT day the duck walks back in and says "Do you have any grapes?"The guys all pissed now and he says "No i already told you! If you come in asking again I'll nail your feet to the floor" The duck waddles out. The next day he walks back in and asks "Do you have any nails?" The guy is like "ahh im so sorry but I just sol dthe last pack to the guy over there" *points to guy walking out door with nails* So the duck says, "do you have any grapes?" baaahahaha
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