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You can find kite jokes online on various sites.
Patient: Doctor, I have the wind. Have you got anything for that?
Doctor: Here's a kite.
Four kite strings go into a bar one at a time. The first 3 got thrown out by the bartender who refused to serve kite strings. The last one took off his hat, tussled up his hair and walked in. When the bartender asked if he was a kite string, he replied, "No, I'm a frayed knot!"
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