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You are probably watching a 4:3 (square) broadcast on a 16:9 (rectangle) television. Your TV should have format modes, cycle through them until you find one you like better than the "strech" mode it is likely set to now.
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Examples of yo mama so fat jokes?
Yo moma so fat that she counts as a multikill on COD. Your mama so fat when she go swimming at the beach people discover a new island!
How do you write a rhyming poem on a cat?
Write out short phrases about the cat, for example: He is fat, he is brown.... Figure out which words rhyme with each: fat: cat, bat, at, mat, hat, pat, sat... brown: frown, town.... And then figure out which sentences can match with the rhyming: He is fat, my little cat. He is brown, and likes to frown. This isn't the best poem ever
A list of the best yo mamma joke?
Here's some yo mamma so fat jokes. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
What is the study of dance is called?
dance is when people watch tv shows all day and be fat XD
What are the lyrics to Fat by Weird Al?
Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right My zippers bust, my buckles break I'm too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down I've got more chins than Chinatown Well, I've never used a phone booth And I've never seen my toes When I'm goin' to the movies I take up seven rows Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again who's fat When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach I'm a lucky man I'm the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode I'm gonna need my own zip code When you're only having seconds I'm having twenty-thirds When I go to get my shoes shined I gotta take their word Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds Lemme tell you once again who's fat If you see me comin' your way Better give me plenty space If I tell you that I'm hungry Then won't you feed my face Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house I really sit around the house You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know, you know, you know, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) And you know all by myself I'm a crowd Lemme tell you once again You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, you know, hoo (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud Just tell me once again who's fat
What is so special about flat tummies when people make a big deal of them?
Who wants to be fat? Everyone likes flat tummies and people ,make a big deal out of them because they want to show off in front of fat people.
Why is your butt flat?
My butt isn't flat because flat butts are horrible. Fat makes your butt round, and most people prefer this.
Is the same vowel sound in cat and flag?
Yes. The same short A sound is in cat, flag, fat, and flat.
Can a fat lady and a midget make a fat short baby?
it isent nesesery if a normal person and a short person make a baby it doesent have to be small and it is the same thing with fat people.
Why people does not like fat people?
Justin Bieber like anyone fat, skinny, tall, short he does not care what you are and likes everyone nice to him.
Where is the scroll in the department store?
Go all the way to the middle of the bottom of the screen and go slightly to the right. There is a booth where people are trying on coats and ties. On the right there are two men, one is short and fat, the other tall and skinny. The scroll is right above the fat one's head.
Why are short people fat and tall people skinny?
I'm short and I'm skinny xD. It all depends on genes, lifestyle and being lucky
How do you get a flat stomach in little time?
Liposuction. Apart from that the secret to a flat stomach is little body fat and decent muscles. The muscles you can get by doing endless amounts of crunches every day, but unless you have a reasonable amount of body fat they won't help much. And short of lipo there's no way to target fat burn, so you have to lose weight all over.
What kind of stomach do guys like- flat- abs- fat- some fat- ect?
probobly like flat to some fat and boobs, guys love boobs XD
Would a Tall and skinny or short and fat container have more water?
short and fat
Are short people bad at wrestling?
no it gives them a speed advantage over there opponent unless they are fat
Why does Justin Bieber not like fat people?
Justin Bieber like anyone fat, skinny, tall, short he does not care what you are and likes everyone nice to him.
