answersLogoWhite

0

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is an American born action movie star. He is also famous for playing the lead role in the TV show, "Walker Texas Ranger."

500 Questions

What does Chuck Norris think about the Chuck Norris jokes?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

Yes, here's a few:

1) Chuck Norris once got bit by a cobra. After ten days of agonizing pain, the cobra finally died.

2) Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

3) Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops in between the eyes.

4) Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

5) Chuck Norris sued Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Should Chuck Norris make his own TV show?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

Many of his fans would support him in that endeavor.

Did chuck norris go to college?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

Roundhouse University

How did Chuck Norris get his reputation of being very strong?

User Avatar

Asked by RaoulR69

In short, good record-keeping. Read more about him in his book(s) and you will see that when he personally tested himself (with witnesses), his own humble estimations were always less than what was recorded. It really is that simple.

Can Chuck Norris be defeated in MUGEN?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

You can't defeat Chuck Norris.

Can Chuck Norris dribble a football?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

Never use Can with Chuck Norris in a question.

Is Chuck Norris country?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

His plays a Texas Ranger on TV. His personal taste in music can be researched at the related link below:

Does Chuck Norris wear Chuck Taylors?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

no. the wig wears chuck Norris

Where does Chuck Norris the action star live now?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

You do not know where Chuck Norris lives. Chuck Norris knows where you live.

Who can win Jeff the killer or Chuck Norris?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

Chuck norris can win because he has Strongests Fists

What is Chuck Norris up to these days?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

He's busy being promoted by the millions of people who are fascinated by him.

Did you know that the Nazi's surrendered the day after Chuck Norris was born?

Was Chuck Norris trained by Bruce Lee?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

Chuck Norris as other well known martial artists in the 1960s were training with Bruce Lee. Joe Lewis and Mike Stone were very upfront about this, but Chuck Norris has down played his time with Bruce Lee as merely two guys getting together to train. However, after the death of Bruce Lee, Lees appointment book was made available and it had notations such as "Tuesday 1:00pm lesson for Chuck Norris". This supported the belief Norris was there for lessons with Bruce Lee.

Can Chuck Norris be killed?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

Death came for Chuck Norris once, and he roundhouse kicked him in the face, killing death himself, and therefore Chuck Norris is now Death and will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face.

But otherwise, Chuck Norris CAN be killed, but only by an Omnipotent or possibly a Mulatto with the initials W V.

chuck Norris will die when he gets tired of being badass, but when he gets bored, he comes back. This is what causes the seasons. The leaves hide when chuck is here.

Did Chuck Norris appear in the green berets?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

No. He served in the Air Force in the late 1950s.

Can you give money on Movie Star Planet?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

Well every day you have a spinner wheel with money on it, you spin and you get some free money (Max is 40 star coins) . Also you gain star points when you watch and rate movies, you get fame points when someone watches your published movie that you have made. You can get more money if you play games and chat with other people. If you become a VIP you will get even more money ( About 400 star coins on the spinner wheel) and will have more advantages than the people who are not VIP, for ex Better clothes, accessories, Better pet and you get to go to rooms that are only just for you!

Movie Star Planet is really fun. You should sign up and Play it!

How to find Chuck Norris?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

How to Find Chuck Norris

Wiki won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

  • Run, before he finds you
  • Try a different person

How many titles has Chuck Norris won?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

Six consecutive World Middleweight Karate titles gained the world's attention. There are more, so please see the link below:

How old is chuck close and who does he live with?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

Yes and he will turn 77 on July 5 this year.

What sport did Chuck Norris play?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

no they "fought" in a movie but it was only a movie ....Bruce Lee was in fact Chuck Norris's Martial Arts Instructor. Bruce lee could beat any man under 60 seconds. Odds are good, 95%, that Bruce Lee could beat Chuck Norris all day and night

Is Chuck Yeager on good terms with his kids?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

Yeager married Glennis Dickhouse, and the couple had four children.

Yeager named the X-1 aircraft that would carry him past the sound barrier as "Glamorous Glennis".

Can Chuck Norris slam a revloving door?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

only if you are chuck Norris you can slam a revolvig door

Is Chuck Norris stronger than Superman?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

Chuck Norris because he can get cryptonite by smashing Luther's mansion and getting it, thus being able to put it on superman and killing him while weakened. In shorter words, because Chuck has no weaknesses, but superman has ONE, which can be used by Chuck.

Does Chuck Norris have cancer?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

of course he does hes not god.... or is he

What is the best chuck noris joke?

User Avatar

Asked by Wiki User

Here are some.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris built the house he was born in.

Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in three moves.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; twice.

When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle he doesn't get wet, the puddle gets Chuck Norris'ed.

Time waits for no man; except if that man is Chuck Norris.

When the Boogieman goes to bed, he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris.

Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.