When would that fight arise?

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Chuck Norris would win

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I say master chief would win because he can withstand a lot of damage, he can regenerate health and he can inflict a lot of damage. but if it is a gun fight the MC would win but if it is a melee fight then Chuck would win.

There really is no true meaning. It is a tongue twister. In otherwords people try to say it fast and see if it comes out as something different or if they mess up. Sometimes they challenge others with this question,"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood." It may confuse others in a laughable manner. Kids have fun seeing who can say it and who can't. In conclusion, this expression doesn't have a real meaning and its just said for fun. A woodchuck can chuck wood though. And people really do try to answer this question with estimates. So your answer, its a tongue twister.

Jesus Christ- he is the son of God which makes him better than anyone who ever lived.

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Yes, yes, yes and yes! What would make you think otherwise? Of course he has a 3rd fist under his beard!!

Chuck Norris has: Played himself in "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" in 1962. Played himself in "Omnibus" in 1967. Played Man in the House of 7 Joys in "The Wrecking Crew" in 1968. Played himself in "Room 222" in 1969. Played himself in "Flip" in 1970. Played Colt in "Meng long guo jiang" in 1972. Played himself in "Li Xiao Long di Sheng yu si" in 1973. Played Karate Instructor in "The Student Teachers" in 1973. Played Himself - Host in "Praise the Lord" in 1973. Performed in "Kung Fu Killers" in 1974. Played himself in "The Warrior Within" in 1976. Played himself in "Bruce Lee, the Legend" in 1977. Played Fighter in "Game of Death" in 1978. Played John T. Booker in "Good Guys Wear Black" in 1978. Played Matt Logan in "A Force of One" in 1979. Played Scott James in "The Octagon" in 1980. Played Sean Kane in "An Eye for an Eye" in 1981. Played Josh Randall in "Forced Vengeance" in 1982. Played Sheriff Dan Stevens in "Silent Rage" in 1982. Played J.J. McQuade in "Lone Wolf McQuade" in 1983. Played Col. James Braddock in "Missing in Action" in 1984. Played Eddie Cusack in "Code of Silence" in 1985. Played Colonel James Braddock in "Missing in Action 2: The Beginning" in 1985. Played Matt Hunter in "Invasion U.S.A." in 1985. Played himself in "Larry King Live" in 1985. Played himself in "Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos" in 1986. Played Himself - Presenter: Best Foreign Film in "The 43rd Annual Golden Globe Awards" in 1986. Played Max Donigan in "Firewalker" in 1986. Played Maj. Scott McCoy in "The Delta Force" in 1986. Played himself in "The 16th Annual Shelby Awards" in 1986. Played Col. James Braddock in "Braddock: Missing in Action III" in 1988. Played himself in "After Hours" in 1989. Played himself in "Presidential Inaugural Gala" in 1989. Played himself in "One for the Road" in 1989. Played himself in "Steve McQueen: Man on the Edge" in 1990. Played Col. Scott McCoy in "Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection" in 1990. Played himself in "The Howard Stern Show" in 1990. Played himself in "WrestleMania VII" in 1991. Played himself in "The Howard Stern Interview" in 1992. Played himself in "Dying for a Smoke" in 1992. Performed in "Bruce Lee and Kung Fu Mania" in 1992. Played himself in "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" in 1992. Played Chuck Norris in "Sidekicks" in 1992. Played himself in "The Curse of the Dragon" in 1993. Performed in "Wind in the Wire" in 1993. Played Cordell Walker in "Walker, Texas Ranger" in 1993. Played himself in "Howard Stern" in 1994. Played himself in "Undertaker - He Buries Them Alive" in 1994. Played himself in "Survivor Series" in 1994. Played Frank Shatter in "Hellbound" in 1994. Played Ranger Cordell Walker in "Walker Texas Ranger 3: Deadly Reunion" in 1994. Played McKenna in "Forest Warrior" in 1996. Played Instructor in "Chuck Norris: Private Lesson" in 1997. Played himself in "Fox and Friends" in 1998. Played himself in "The Immortal Masters" in 1998. Played himself in "Mystic Origins of the Martial Arts" in 1998. Played himself in "Masters of the Martial Arts Presented by Wesley Snipes" in 1998. Played himself in "The Howard Stern Radio Show" in 1998. Played Cordell Walker in "Martial Law" in 1998. Played himself in "The Path of the Dragon" in 1998. Played Cordell Walker in "Sons of Thunder" in 1999. Played Maj. Scott McCoy in "Hollywood Remembers Lee Marvin" in 2000. Played himself in "Yes, Dear" in 2000. Played himself in "CBS Cares" in 2000. Played Colt (segment "Way of the Dragon") in "Interview with Anders Nelsson" in 2001. Played himself in "American Veteran Awards" in 2001. Played Colt (segment "Way of the Dragon") in "The Jon Benn Interview" in 2001. Played himself in "The Unbeatable Bruce Lee" in 2001. Played himself in "2001 ABC World Stunt Awards" in 2001. Played Colt (scenes Way of the Dragon) in "Bruce Lee: The Legend Lives On" in 2002. Played Himself - Guest in "The Price Is Right Million Dollar Spectacular" in 2003. Played Matthew in "Bells of Innocence" in 2003. Played himself in "The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch" in 2004. Played himself in "UFC 46: Supernatural" in 2004. Played himself in "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story" in 2004. Played himself in "The Tony Danza Show" in 2004. Played John Shepherd in "The Cutter" in 2005. Played himself in "The Contender" in 2005. Played Capt. Ranger Cordell Walker in "Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire" in 2005. Played himself in "The Live Desk" in 2006. Played himself in "Glenn Beck" in 2006. Played himself in "Huckabee" in 2008. Played himself in "Salvados" in 2008. Played himself in "WWE: Survivor Series Anthology, Vol. 2" in 2009. Played himself in "WWE: The Rise and Fall of WCW" in 2009. Played Himself - Interviewee in "Mile High: How to Win... and Lose... the White House" in 2009. Played himself in "Hannity" in 2009. Played himself in "Os Gracies e o Nascimento do Vale Tudo" in 2010. Played himself in "WWE: John Morrison - Rock Star" in 2010. Performed in "Double Life" in 2011. Played himself in "The Announcement" in 2012. Played Colt in "I Am Bruce Lee" in 2012. Played Booker in "The Expendables 2" in 2012. Played himself in "In the Shadow of Chuck Norris" in 2014. Performed in "The Real Miyagi" in 2014.

Yes. ==The Real Answer== Chuck Norris doesn't live anywhere, he just is.

Justin looks up to Chuck Norris and thinks his jokes are funny so he tweets about him frequently.

At the moment, Chan; the others are too old and/or let themselves go a bit.

Chuck Norris, if I answered any one else, il get alot of negative protests.

Yes, Chuck Lorre has 2 kids.

There are many ways human activities can impact the desert biome, at least where there is an existing ecosystem. Development by mining or residential use is one way, as would be diverting the limited water supplies for agricultural use elsewhere. Humans can damage the desert ecosystem if they use the areas for recreation in an unwise fashion.

Off-road riding (4x4 and dirt bikes) can damage desert plants and pollute the soil, as well as disrupting the activities of wildlife. Culverting or diverting water supplies, which are already likely scarce, can prevent infrequent rainfall from reaching the native plants. Killing rodents or predators that invade farms impacts the food chain that exists in the desert. Although it may not appear so, most deserts support fragile ecosystems that are easily damaged by roads, mineral refuse, or oil contamination that can come from industries or mines.

Optimus Prime: Her is 36 feet tall Chuck is like 6ish. Optimus has an Ion energy gun, energon blades, and energon hocks and more so Optimus Would turn Chuck into a bloody mess. Assuming he acctually fights him. Optimus Has strong moral values against hurting the human race.

Chuck Norris actually created Optimus. When he roundhouse kicked a smart car.

Chuck Norris studied Tang Soo Do (tangsudo), which is related to Tae Soo Do (taekwondo). It derives from various forms of karate, kung fu, and taekkyeon. He has incorporated this into his own style, called Chun Kuk Do.

the water wants to jump out of the pool but stays so it doesn't get hunted down by chuck norris..

The answer to this riddle is a candle. The candle is tallest when it is young (unlit) and is short when it is old (when it is melted). When it is alive it glows (candlelight). It dies because it gets blown out. It can also be blown out or die from your breath.

Linda Lee lives in the United States. She re-married twice after Bruce Lee passed away, first to Tom Bleecker in 1989, then to Bruce Cadwell in 1991 with whom she is still married. Bruce and Linda Cadwell live in Boise, Idaho.

Yes, he does have a couple of videos. One of them is "Chuck Norris' Private Lesson." It has Chuck Norris and Benny Urquidez in it. There is also the "Chuck Norris Private Lesson the Lean and Mean Workout."

Her older sister and only sister is called Chimene Diaz

hai ! Bao Xishun is the tallest man of the world, is 7-feet, 9-inches tall. thanks M.santha kumar

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Trick question!! Chuck Norris can't cry, only cause eternal crying for his victims.

you won't be able to shoot him, the bullet will spontainiusly combust because it was exposed to too much awsomeness ---- we're still counting. We'll get back to you on that. --- Logan will just show his penis and Chuck will run like a little girl!