Jesus
AnswerJesus, because He is alive. Buddha is dead.
My money is on Buddha because he achieved enlightenment. Also Jesus was like a Jewish carpenter so probably not that great at board games. Great question though.
First: WTF?!? Who asks questions like this?
Second: Just because I know there are some idiots who actually care about this BS, I will answer the question as if BOTH religions are true.
Buddha was claimed to reach enlightenment, but Jesus was the son of God and God himself. God versus enlightened guy? God wins.
B:
Jesus wins... because Jesus Christ is God and he knows and controls everything, and yet Buddha was a smart human being~
C.
Jesus won't play chess or any other game! God does not prove himself to man.
yes he is my role model and he should be everyones role model he is perfect he can unscramble eggs he can slam a revolving door!
Actually most animals (over 90%) lack a backbone. The animal kingdom is seperated to many phyla. Almost all of them lack a backbone and so are called "invertibrate". The proifera phyla has sponges. The cnidaria phylum has coral, sea anemones and jellyfish. The molluska phylum has snails, clams and octopus. There are several phyla for worms, such as platyhelminthes (flat worms), annelida (segmented worms) and nematoda (round worms). Most animal species belong in the arthopoda phylum, which has centipeds, millipedes, aracnids and crustaciens. One of its classes, insects, make up over half the animal species. Then the echinodermata phylum has sea urchins, sea stars and sea cucumbers. Finally there is the single cordata phylum. Some of the members lack a true spine, like lancelets and sea squirts. Others are the vertibrites, which are all the animals that do have a backbone. They include humans, other mammels, reptiles, birds, amphibians and fish. Seperating the animal kingdom to invertibrates and vertibrites is no longer very relevent to zoology.
He doesn't, we all have lisps and he speaks correctly.
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(via his personal chef/training partner)
"The most I saw Wlad bench was 395LBS. 4 times. When we lift the first 2 weeks in camp I lift with him. Usually the bench press gets up to 275LBS but he lifts it 20 times."
he was a painter and has dyslexia, can not remember people's faces (why he started painting) and a blood vessel collapsed on his spine so he is handicapped. he is still painting.
He's so awesome, he can kill twenty birds WITHOUT any stones!
-I beg to differ. Chuck is a martial arts expert, so he can obviously fight. But come on guys, those jokes aren't even funny anymore! Oh what the heck, they're probably going to be recycled over and over and over again until we all go crazy. Thanks a lot, 4Chan.
Chuck Norris is a/an Actor, martial artist, film producer, screenwriter, air policeman (U.S. Air Force)
NO. Fear is afraid of Chuck Norris. Ask again and Chuck Norris will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face.
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An increase in acting expectations amongst the general public.
Aaron Norris is an American film producer. He is also a director and an actor. Aaron is of Irish descent, and he is also the younger brother of the more popular Chuck Norris.
No. This was a rumor locals assumed because of a gated home that had the initial "CN" at the entrance. Grand Prairie is a small city with no real mention for a long time hence is why they were quick to name a park after Jennifer McFalls (US Olympic softball gold medalist). Popularity with the city has grown in the 2000s thanks to new attractions (Epic Indoor Waterpark, Bolder Adventures, etc.) and pop idol and actress, Selena Gomez.
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits. -If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win. -Kids have Superman nightlights, Superman has Chuck Norris nightlights. -Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. -When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card -Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ---- -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. -Chuck Norris won Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun. -Chuck Norris jumps into a lake. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed. -If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says run while you still have the chance. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Pilot by making a gun with hus fingers and saying BANG! - A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died. - A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is now known as "The biggest mistake ever made". - A blind man steps on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replies with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness is instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face. - Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not consider it sex if the girl survives. - Chuck Norris killed a man on the North Pole...while he was at the South Pole. - Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi. - Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass. - The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.
Chuck has 5 children and two stepchildren.
With first wife Dianne Holechek, he has sons Mike (born 1963) and Eric (born 1964).
With second wife Gena O'Kelly he had twins, son Dakota and daughter Danilee (born2001) , and has two older stepchildren.
He has a daughter Dina (born 1964) from an extramarital affair.
chuck Norris was created when a meteor hit earth when the dinosaurs were still alive. the impact was so massive the most powerful human being beside Jesus was created. chuck Norris made the volcanoes erupt to wipe out the dinosayrs. chuck Norris is because he has been sent to keep order in the world
Yes he does,His brother Wieland Norris was born when Chuck was about 4 years old i think, however he died in 1970 while air patrolling in Vietnam. =(
Chuck Norris was the star of the television series "Walker Texas Ranger". He is known for his crime-fighting martial arts style, and his signature roundhouse kick. Also, his glance can level buildings. The Chuck Norris facts may overlap the "Jack Bauer" facts, as both are seemingly invincible. Norris himself, after seeing the interest, has released a book (2009) of these hyperbolic attributions.
Here are some (mythical) examples of his prowess.
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