Chuck Norris was the star of the television series "Walker Texas Ranger". He is known for his crime-fighting martial arts style, and his signature roundhouse kick. Also, his glance can level buildings. The Chuck Norris facts may overlap the "Jack Bauer" facts, as both are seemingly invincible. Norris himself, after seeing the interest, has released a book (2009) of these hyperbolic attributions.

Here are some (mythical) examples of his prowess.

Chuck Norris Facts:

1. When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
2. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
3. Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
4. There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
5. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
6. Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
7. A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
8. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
9. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang was roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
10. Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
11. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
12. Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
13. In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
14. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
15. If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
16. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
17. Chuck Norris knows the last number of pi.
18. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
19. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
20. Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
21. Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
22. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
23. While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
24. Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
25. When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. Then dies.
26. When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
27. Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
28. Chuck Norris doesn't shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
29. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
30. Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
31. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
32. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light, except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
33. When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
34. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
35. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child for a "round-the-world kick".
36. Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
37. Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
38. In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
39. Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
40. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
41. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
42. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
43. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
44. If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
45. Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds. From the cow.
46. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
47. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
48. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
49. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
50. You know how they say if you die in a dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death, it means Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
51. Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
52. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked one of the corners off.
53. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
54. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. He considers it a suburb of his ranch.
55. When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
56. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
57. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that this would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
58. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
59. Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the Arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendants now have white hair.
60. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
61. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
62. Chuck Norris is responsible for China's overpopulation. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
63. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
64. Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
65. Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
66. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
67. Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
68. A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast.
69. Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them all with one roundhouse kick.
70. There is in fact an "I" in Norris, but there is no "team"... not even close.
71. Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics." This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
72. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
73. Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in Raymond James Stadium in Tampa Bay. From the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
74. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
75. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
76. Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
77. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
78. Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.
79. Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
80. The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
81. Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
82. Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
83. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
84. Chuck Norris is currently suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
85. The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
86. Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
87. The Sherman tank was originally called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.
88. Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. But we weren't before his first space expedition.
89. Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
90. Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
91. The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
92. Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.
93. Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
94. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
95. The gravity of the Sun does not actually hold the planets in their orbits. They are just afraid to ask Chuck Norris if they can leave the solar system.
96. A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
97. It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
98. Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
99. Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED to call him on it. Ever.
100. Anytime someone is elected President in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.
101. Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
102. Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
103. Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
104. The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
105. Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
106. Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
107. Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
108. Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
109. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
110. Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
111. 'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
112. Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only "not kill".
113. When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
114. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
115. Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
116. In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
117. Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
118. When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris Halloween costume he was wearing.
119. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
120. Atlas doesn't hold the world on his shoulders, Chuck Norris does.
121. Chuck Norris and Kyle Katarn are brothers. One galaxy could not hold all that awesome-ocity.
122. Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
123. Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
124. Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
125. Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. Both at the same time.
126. Chuck Norris can kick start a car.
127. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
128. Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
129. Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
130. Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.
131. The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.
132. Chuck Norris sneezes electricity.
133. If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.
134. Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
135. Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident...and still managed to walk it off.
136. Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.
137. Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU. (Made you look, didn't it?)
138. Chuck Norris CAN in fact stop the beat.
139. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
140. When Chuck Norris picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.
141. Chuck Norris speaks in all caps.
142. Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.
143. When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
144. Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile.
145. Chuck Norris can dribble a football.
146. Chuck Norris' IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight.
147. Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
148. Chuck Norris was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the whooshing sound of a roundhouse kick.
149. Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
150. Chuck Norris' tears are the cure to cancer... too bad he never cries!
151. Chuck Norris watches Santa when he sleeps.
152. If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win.
153. Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door.
154. Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card
155. Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people.
156. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
157. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
158. If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says "run while you still have the chance".
159. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane by making a gun with his fingers and saying BANG!
160. A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died.
161. A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is listed in Guinness under "The biggest mistake ever made".
162. A blind man stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replied with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness was instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face.
163. Chuck Norris killed a man at the North Pole...while he was standing at the South Pole.
164. Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though.
165. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi.
166. Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass.
167. The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.
168. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Main Characters:

Chuck Norris - Ranger Cordell Walker

Clarence Gilyard Jr. - James "Jimmy" Trivette (Walker's sidekick)


Sheree J. Wilson - Alex Cahill-Walker (Walkers wife/girlfriend)


Noble Willingham - CD Parker (veteran ranger)


Nia Peeples - Ranger Sydney Cook


Judson Mills - Ranger Francis Gage