Chuck Norris

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You do not know where Chuck Norris lives. Chuck Norris knows where you live.

Chuck norris can win because he has Strongests Fists

He's busy being promoted by the millions of people who are fascinated by him.

Did you know that the Nazi's surrendered the day after Chuck Norris was born?

Chuck Norris as other well known martial artists in the 1960s were training with Bruce Lee. Joe Lewis and Mike Stone were very upfront about this, but Chuck Norris has down played his time with Bruce Lee as merely two guys getting together to train. However, after the death of Bruce Lee, Lees appointment book was made available and it had notations such as "Tuesday 1:00pm lesson for Chuck Norris". This supported the belief Norris was there for lessons with Bruce Lee.

Death came for Chuck Norris once, and he roundhouse kicked him in the face, killing death himself, and therefore Chuck Norris is now Death and will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face.

But otherwise, Chuck Norris CAN be killed, but only by an Omnipotent or possibly a Mulatto with the initials W V.

chuck Norris will die when he gets tired of being badass, but when he gets bored, he comes back. This is what causes the seasons. The leaves hide when chuck is here.

No. He served in the Air Force in the late 1950s.

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Yes and he will turn 77 on July 5 this year.

no they "fought" in a movie but it was only a movie ....Bruce Lee was in fact Chuck Norris's Martial Arts Instructor. Bruce lee could beat any man under 60 seconds. Odds are good, 95%, that Bruce Lee could beat Chuck Norris all day and night

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only if you are chuck Norris you can slam a revolvig door

yes he does.

Chuck Norris because he can get cryptonite by smashing Luther's mansion and getting it, thus being able to put it on superman and killing him while weakened. In shorter words, because Chuck has no weaknesses, but superman has ONE, which can be used by Chuck.

of course he does hes not god.... or is he

Here are some.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris built the house he was born in.

Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in three moves.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; twice.

When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle he doesn't get wet, the puddle gets Chuck Norris'ed.

Time waits for no man; except if that man is Chuck Norris.

When the Boogieman goes to bed, he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris.

Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.

When would that fight arise?

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Chuck Norris would win

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I say master chief would win because he can withstand a lot of damage, he can regenerate health and he can inflict a lot of damage. but if it is a gun fight the MC would win but if it is a melee fight then Chuck would win.

There really is no true meaning. It is a tongue twister. In otherwords people try to say it fast and see if it comes out as something different or if they mess up. Sometimes they challenge others with this question,"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood." It may confuse others in a laughable manner. Kids have fun seeing who can say it and who can't. In conclusion, this expression doesn't have a real meaning and its just said for fun. A woodchuck can chuck wood though. And people really do try to answer this question with estimates. So your answer, its a tongue twister.

Jesus Christ- he is the son of God which makes him better than anyone who ever lived.

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Yes, yes, yes and yes! What would make you think otherwise? Of course he has a 3rd fist under his beard!!