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Humor & Amusement

Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.

10,301 Questions

What does the dumb test look like and what are the answers?

Name: Date:

The Dumb Test

1.1+1=11

2.2+2=22 11. Spell "dumb"

3.3+3=33 Answer: DUM

4.4+4=44

5.5+5=55

6.6+6=66

7.7+7=77

8.8+8=88

9.9+9=99

10.10+10=1,010

What wedgie is the most easy to give myself?

hahaha you are too funny! are you just doing this to see what kind of crazy answers people will give you and where the heck did you think of something like this? i swear to god if you google this question you will probably get honest answers from psychos. um....i think if you have a good friend and fifty cents they will probably give you a wedgie lol but they probably wont be your friend anymore

Is the phrase that's just a pot of boiling trouble cooking a pun?

yes, it is a pun meaning that the pot( whoever the person is talking about) always in trouble or is trouble.

That help?

How do you make fake puke fast?

Rice Crispies (chewed up) plus like a green protein drink should do the trick

What pranks can you do to people while they are sleeping?

  • This fun to do but you must have lots of empty cans (or what ever makes lots of noise when knocked over.)
  1. Cover the doorway in newspaper so that when the door is open all you can see is newspaper.
  2. Stack the empty cans on the other side of the door.
  3. When the person wakes up they will push through the paper and cause a massive crash of cans.
  • Put baby oil on their toes - it will make them while sleeping move their toes all night, so the next day they will be very tired and cranky.
  • Wait till they fall asleep, then tear a small piece of paper. Roll it and then tickle with it in nose and ears and watch them slapping themselves thinking that is a mosquito.
  • Wait till they're asleep then put their middle finger (either hand, try their writing hand, it works the best) in a cup of warm water, then watch the magic. Sometimes this prank doesn't always work but my friend did however wet himself (make sure they're not sleeping on your bed).
  • If you have a bag of potato chips and green nail polish then this is a wonderful prank to pull (this works better on boys and brothers):
  1. Invite some friends over for a sleep over.
  2. Wait till its real late.
  3. Boys get hungry so they will want something to eat.
  4. Bring them a bag of potato chips and say in a warning voice, "if you guys eat these, your nails will turn green in the morning after you wake up."
  5. They won't believe you and they'll dig in, make sure you don't eat any, instead have an apple or orange.
  6. Make sure it looks like you feel asleep first, then wait till the others have fallen asleep, go into the bathroom and wait 5-10 minutes then flush the toilet.
  7. Make sure while you made your trip you got the green nail polish.
  8. Go to your bed very quietly and pretend to go to sleep just in case someone woke up.
  9. After awhile get up and get a flash light, make sure either you, your mom, or your sister is good at painting nails.
  10. Get them to paint your buddies nails and then go to sleep.
  11. You might get an early wake up call from your friends as they shockingly take in there newly green nails.
  12. Laugh at them and say, "I told you so." They'll be owned and you'll have a good laugh.
P.S. make sure that you later tell them is was only a prank and it can come off with nail polish remover (if you're doing this prank on your brother just make sure you did steps 4 and 5 wait till he's asleep and make your move, it works just as good).
  • Classic pranks are always the funniest (and the most forgivable). Put shaving cream on their hand, and tickle their nose with a fake feather.
  • You can put their hand in hot water.
  • Just the classic paint all over their faces.
  • Best when it is boys: When you go to sleep over at a friends house wait until there is nobody in the boys room, go in and hide a very girly babyish animal/doll in an easily accessible area in the bed room. Wait until the victims are asleep (usually takes a long time with boys...) go in and get the toy. Walk over to your choice of one of the boys (usually the one you like the least) and carefully snuggle the toy next to him. When the guys wake up, get ready for a ROAR of laughter!!! Also, it might be a good comeback for some one who did something to you.
  • How to add to the fun: Find a pacifier and add to the 'baby scene' (this might take some time) find a girly diary, write in it with your brothers hand writing, messages like "This really adorable girl looked at me," maybe one you don't like. or "My webkinz has a really cute outfit" Be creative! Its very easy to write embarrassing messages! Once the diary is filled up, put it in an area where the male guests might find it easily.
  • With your friends (if you have siblings): t.p. your sibling's room! Make sure you have lots of toilet paper, put it all over the room & around them. But, be ready for a cranky sis/bro in the morning and you're probably gonna have to pick it up.
  • Prank on your friend(s): if you want to get back at a friend, wrap them up in toilet paper.
  • Can be for both sibling(s) or friend(s): while they are asleep take some markers (make sure they are washable, but never use hi-liters, they don't work well) and draw all over their face, it will look funny, but make sure to help them take it off in the morning.
  • Tickle their feet so they dream about spiders. Whisper this into their ear- "You are on a tropical island, drinking (put their fav drink in) with (crush/enemy, depends on your mood) and you (put something embarrassing here)"
  • Take a bag of ice and dump it on the persons feet then be prepared to run.
  • The classic whipped cream prank! Get some whipped cream (a spray can of whip cream is best) put it in their hand, tickle their nose or anywhere on their face, and they will hit their face with their hand and it will smear ALL OVER IT! And wait for them to scream SCREWYOUINTHEASS
  • For this to work you need to have of something with a strong but pleasant smell and when the person is asleep put the sweet smelling thing under their nose for 1 or 2 minutes then ask them a yes or no question. They will answer sometimes vocally but usually by nodding. The best part is they won't remember it if they wake up. It really works.
  • Perhaps the oldest and certainly most harmless prank is the "short sheet." Make the bottom sheet as usual, but then place the top sheet over it, tucked in at the head. Bring the bottom edge of the top sheet up to where the top edge of it would normally be, and cover with the blanket. it will look like a normally made bed, but when the guest tries to get into it, they can't.
  • Put on some bright red lipstick, then while the intended victim is sound asleep, kiss them all over their face, leaving bright red lipstick prints all over their face, and what I did one time was while someone was sleeping one of my friends (we are all guys) jumped on me and then I jumped on him it was fun.
  • These might be fun, but be warned that some people aren't so forgiving. You could face retaliation or lose the friendship/love of a sibling or get a very painful well deserved punch to the face.
  • If someone wears shoes to bed (weird I know) tie the laces together. They MAY notice if they wake up and sit for a while, but if they get right up they fall right down.
  • If you're camping, and its not winter, drag the target's sleeping bag (with them asleep in it) outside. When they wake up, they might not notice! This also works if they are about to wake up, its harder though. This also works if everyone is in a cabin.

Please note that playing a prank on a sleeping person whatever the age, could be fatal, or dangerous and should not be done. Especially if you wake them suddenly by frightening them.

What does it mean to have a cutting sense of humor?

Very sharp, slightly sarcastic and sometimes cruel. Usually very funny, but can hurt people.

What percent of people in the US can lick their elbow?

in has been a known fact that the answer is 2% of people in the us can lick their elbow

Why you feel a person is judged by his personal achievement?

People are often judged by their personal achievements because society places value on success and accomplishment. Personal achievements can reflect a person's abilities, work ethic, and dedication. Furthermore, achievements are often perceived as indicators of a person's character and potential, leading others to form opinions and impressions based on these accomplishments.