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Shrek

Shrek is a Dreamworks film about an ogre falling in love with a beautiful princess. 'Shrek' attempts to explain true love through the guise of animation and comedy.

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What does Shrek hate?

donkey and other irritating animals

What does Shrek brush his teeth?

Shrek uses swamp slug for his toothpaste.

What is the conversation that Prince Charming and Pinocchio have in Shrek the Third?

From the final script:

Prince Charming becomes frustrated, he turns Pinocchio's head

towards him.

PRINCE CHARMING

You! You can't lie. So tell me

puppet... Where is Shrek?!

Pinocchio thinks.

PINOCCHIO

(nervous)

Well, I don't know where he's not.

Prince Charming gets in Pinocchio's face.

PRINCE CHARMING

You're telling me you don't know

where Shrek is?

Pinocchio is still a little nervous.

PINOCCHIO

It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume

that I couldn't exactly not say

that is or isn't almost partially

incorrect.

Pinocchio thinks he has the upper hand.

PRINCE CHARMING

So you do know where he is!

PINOCCHIO

On the contrary, I'm possibly more

or less, not definitely rejecting

the idea, that in no way, with any

amount of uncertainty that...

PRINCE CHARMING

Stop it.

PINOCCHIO (CONT'D)

...I undeniably do or do not know

where he shouldn't probably be.

Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script

53.

Captain Hook scratches his head, even the Three Little Pigs

are frustrated.

PINOCCHIO

If that indeed wasn't where he

isn't. Even if he wasn't not where

I knew he was could mean that I

wouldn't completely not know where

he wasn't.

Gingerbread Man continues to sing his "Lollipop Song."

PIG #1

Oh, enough! Shrek went off to

bring back the next heir! Oh!

The pig realizes his admission and immediately covers his

mouth. Pinocchio laughs nervously.

PRINCE CHARMING

He's bringing back the next heir?

PINOCCHIO

No!

Pinocchio's nose grows.

PRINCE CHARMING

Hook! Get rid of this new

"King."

CAPTAIN HOOK

Right!

PRINCE CHARMING

But bring Shrek to me. I have

something special in mind for him.

PINOCCHIO

He'll never fall for your tricks!

Pinocchio's nose grows again.

WOLF

Oh boy.

Who played Shrek in the musical?

Shrek, donkey, fiona, teen fiona, kid fiona, pinocchio, captain of the guards, guards, knights, dragon, wicked witch, Gingerbread man, peter pan, ugly duckling, fairy godmother, storyteller 1 2 & 3, mama ogre, papa ogre, little ogre, big bad wolf, three pigs humpty-dumpty, three bears, mad hatter, white rabbit, tinker bell, lord farquaad, pied piper, puss in boots, snow white, rats, trees, birds, duloc performers,bishop, dwarf, deer, and rooster.

Who plays the bar maid in Shrek 2?

The bar wench in Shrek 2 is voiced by Larry King.

In Shrek the third why was Rapunzel bald?

In Shrek the Third, Rapunzel is a villianess who betrayed Pricess Fiona by siding with Prince Charming. The movie was written in a way where the villianess has something embarassing done to her to make her embarassed. In this situation the Dreamworks writers de;cided to make fun of the Rapunzel legend by making her bald.

Why do the fish die when Shrek farts in his pond in the first Shrek movie?

The fish die because of the stench comming from the fart, I tested this out by going into a pond (with no clothes) and then farting, moments later fish came up to the surface, because my farts killed them

What are all of the innuendos in Shrek?

All of the innuendos in Shrek that I have seen throughout my years of watching the movie are the following....

1. When the magic mirror is telling Lord Farqaud the eligible bachelors. When he gets to Snow White, he says "The next bachelor is a cape wearin girl from a land of fancy, although she lives with 7 other men, she not easy! So kiss her dead frozen lips and see what a live wire she really is!"

2. When Shrek and Donkey get to the front of Dulac, shrek says, "maybe he's compensating for something" aka, maybe he has this big kingdom to make up for his tiny ****... get the gist?

3. After entering Dulac, Donkey pulls a lever and little puppets atart singing a welcome song that goes like this, "welcome to duloc such a perfect town here we have some rules, let us lay them down, don't make waves, stay in line, and we'll get along fine, duloc is a perfect place keep your feet off the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your........face!! duloc is, duloc is, duloc is a perfect place!!" when they are on the part while saying wipe your... they turn around and bend down and then turn their faces to say face. You think they are going to say ass.

4. After you leave the scene where Shrek and Donkey are looking at the stars, it goes to Lord Farquad. He keeps asking the mirror to show him the princess and then you will see something move in the sheets and then see Farquad look under them. Basically, he gets a boner while looking at the princess.

5. The last one I can remember is when Monsieur Hood is singing the Robin Hood Merrymen song- when he sings this part, " I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid. What he's basically saying is he likes to get...paid!" They were going to say laid.

Add to this post if you can think of anymore!

Was princess Fiona kidnapped?

yes she was for ur info she was kidnaped once or twice

How is the arrow scene in Shrek an adult joke?

The arrow scene in shrek is considered an adult joke because at some point Shrek is seen reading a book while in the toilet and then rips off a page from the book to use as toilet paper.

Why does he decide to help Lord Farquard?

Because Shrek doesn't want Lord Farquard to kill Fiona!

Does Shrek die in Shrek?

No he did not die.He got his life back by getting a true loves kiss by fiona.:]

Who was originally cast as the voice for Shrek?

Chris Farley. He'd recorded dialogue, but after his death, it was given to fellow Saturday Night Live cast member, Mike Myers. The "quote" finger marks you see Shrek doing are Mike's tribute to a well-known character Chris Farley played on SNL who used to do entire skits with it.

What is in the Happily Ever After potion in Shrek 2?

It's a medison and a potion that changes people

What are the main songs of Shrek the Musical?

The main songs in "Shrek The Musical" are Waiting, Who I'd Be, Big Bright Beautiful World, I Think I Got You Beat, and Freak Flag.