How long does it take to get an email from Israel to Texas?

Answer 1

It takes 12 years because the email has to be sent by wire all the way across the Atlantic Ocean. This takes most of the time because they have to build a wire especially for your house. Then it has to be sorted out in a computer room and translated to your language and make sure nothing bad is in your email. You know, cause they read it. AND THAT'S HOW LONG IT TAKES.