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What is the world's best blonde joke?

A young ventriliquist is touring bars and stops at a bar in a small town. He is doing his main blonde jokes with his little puppet until suddenly a blonde in the audience jumps upand yells, "You are giving blondes a bad name! We are not dumb because of our hair colour! We are just as intelligent as (MORE)

What is the best joke in the world?

Why was the women crossing the road? That's not the point why was she not in the kitchen What do you call cheese that is not yours? nacho cheese

What is the best joke ever?

The best joke is... What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! Only joking, the best joke ever is... Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses.He wasn't breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly,the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls fo (MORE)

How do you handle guys that ask you out for a joke?

This is a fundamental peer pressure problem with the guys, not with you. The correct way to handle this is to turn the dating table around and for the time being, do not take any offers on guys asking you out. Instead, find the guy you like and YOU ask him out. To some people, this type of behaviour (MORE)

Best joke in the world?

why are vampires not liked? cause their a pain in the neck. why did the dinosaur cross the road? cause chickens weren't invented these jokes are not that good for adults but for children they are try going to google and see if there is a better one THERE IS

Whats the best joke ever?

-Ok, so the teacher ties all the students shoes together, guess what they ended up doing that day? .... .... .... Went on a CLASS TRIP! [: -why did the chicken cross the road cause he wanted to get on the other side!!!!! oooooooooo -A teacher asked a kid what the term for water is. (MORE)

How do you know if a guy is joking when he asks you out?

Well it depends on how the guy is or where he is saying it. Maybe he is with his friends and is just trying to play a little joke on you. (which is pretty sad if u actually like this guy) But if its on the phone you can not be sure. If it is in person and he sounds sincere maybe he actually likes yo (MORE)

What is the best Chuck Norris joke?

Here are some 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. To bad he has never cried 2. Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with his ancestry, the man ate a frickin' Jeep 3. When the Bogey man goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris 4. Chuck Norris has already (MORE)

What are the best jokes?

why are pirates called pirates ?because they arrrrrr! knock knock...whos there?....big ish...big ish wOO?...no thanks i don't want the big issue! what happens to a banana when it stays to long in the sun?.....it peels!! 2 snowmen were standing aid to the other... "i smell carrots!!" . (MORE)

What are the best jokes ever?

Jokes are a strange subject, what one may find funny another will not. Most comedians say it come down to the timing. Of course many think that being intentionally offensive is funny instead of realising it is just bad manners and shows a lack of elan.

What is the best joke you have ever heard?

A man has three Daughters - Rose, Daisy and Cinderblock One Day, Rose comes up to her father and says 'Daddy, why am I called rose?' The father says 'well, when you were young, a rose petal fell upon your head.' Then Daisy comes up to her father and says 'Daddy, why am I called daisy' Th (MORE)

What are the best your mum jokes?

Your momma is so ugly, wen dorthy was walkin through the Forrest she said "lions tigers and your mom... OH MYYY!" hope i helped this website is awsome...x http://www.laughinglarry.com/jokes/your-mum.HTML .

What the best joke?

The best joke is to go to someone and say their name and they say what? You then say, "Your face!". . There is no such thing as best joke. It is only as good as how recent it was created.

Best Chuck Norris Joke?

Even the boogie-man is scared of Chuck Norris... He made night fall, and caused the day to break...

What is the best joke website?

www.a-jokes.com www.funjokes.com www.jokesbest.com are some good joke sites. What type of jokes you are expected?? I think google is also a good joke site because they make jokes like pigeon search and toilet broadband.

If a guy jokes around does he like you?

If you feel that he's flirting with you, then he most probably is interested in you ;). not really it just shows his personality.. it depend how he is joking around .

What is the best yomama joke?

1:yo'mamas so fat that when she lies down at the beach, people run around her yelling free willy! 2:yo'mamas so fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptized 3:yo'mamas so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease, he gave her 10 months to live

What is the best fat joke?

You're so fat you're on both sides of the family.. You're so fat that I can out of petrol driving round you. . HHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA (MORE)

What is the best chuck noris joke?

They arent jokes, there facts and here are some The Chuck Noris Facts 1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. 2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. 3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 4. The chief export of Chu (MORE)

Top 10 best jokes?

your mom is so stupid when i told drinks are on the roof so went on the roof!and then said"where the drinks at"

What is the best yo mamma joke in the WORLD?

That's mostly a matter of opinion, but some really good ones are: Yo Mamma's so fat when she was pregnant with you no one knew! Yo Mamma's so stupid she bought a cat to chase her computer mouse out of the house.

What is the world best joke in the world?

Well personally, I hate jokes so there really are no good ones except: Three men check into a hotel and each order a plain room. The only thing different abput each room is that the first guy has a wooden toilet, the second a golden toilet, and the third a singing toilet. The first guy leaves beca (MORE)

What is the best April fool joke?

write the worst teacher in the world turn over on paper then on the other side write gotcha happy April fools day from________________________then give it to your teacher from Evie whitehead

Best yo mama joke in the world?

yo mama so ugly wen she looked in the mirror her reflection started packing yo mama so black if she went to night school, she would be counted absent yo mama so fat people run around her for exercise yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out yo mama so stupid she got locked (MORE)

What is the best little johnny joke?

This one right here: Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age he was rather curious. He has been hearing stuff at school about courting and he finally built up the courage to question his mother about this subject. instead of explaining thing to little johnny she told him to watc (MORE)

What is the best ugly joke?

you so ugly they had to tie a steak around your neck just for the dog to play with you. you so ugly they had to feed you with a sling shot. you so ugly you had to trick or treat over the phone

What is the best joke?

"Why did the chicken cross the road" is a classic joke. There arelots of great joke books in the humor section of your local libraryor bookstore.

Who is the best cutest guy actor in the world?

Diego Lua is the cutest guy actor in the world. Havent u seen Dirty Dancing Havana Nights. Well if u did I want to ask u a quetion. Dont u just shiver when u see Diego Luna on the beach saying comming and going comming and going .If u dont u must be crazy

What is the best blondie joke ever?

Question: What does Bob call a swimming pool full of blondes? Answer: Frosted Flakes Question: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? Answer: To get chocolate milk Question: Why do blondes drive BMW's? Answer: They can spell it.

Funny jokes that will get a guy to like you?

First off, you not only want to be funny.....you need to be clever and witty. So, no dirty jokes or riddles. Here's a couple of quips that will make him think, and then (if he gets it) make him chuckle. Now timing and delivery is key here, so you will need to save these for when the moment is rig (MORE)

What does it mean when a guy jokes about dating?

It either means that he's completely doing a joke with dating, or that he is showing hints towards you that he is thinking about it and wants to see through it and see what happens - ask him, or wait to see what he does.. up to you.

Why did this hott guy flirt with me as a joke?

because there are vary mean guys out there and because some guys are so immature or dont feel good about themselves that they have to be mean to feel good about themselves or" think" they are cool