Are Jewish men good in bed?

Answer 1

This is a vital question, dealing with a topic which is urgent and on the mind of

every sentient being in today's world, and which cannot be ignored any longer.

All other topics must be put forthwith to the side, so that this one, above all others,

which we ignore at our peril, may be accorded the attention it so richly and rightly

demands.

We have taken the liberty of deleting three previous answers. One was inflammatory

and did not address the question at all. The other two included a report based on

actual personal experience ... one contributor admitted to experience with one entire

Jewish man, to whom she is married, and deftly extended that data point to include

all Jewish men worldwide ... but both of them addressed only limited aspects of the

question, such as the distinguished member under consideration, and totally ignored

other, softer aspects of the topic.

Before continuing, this individual contributor, being himself no slouch, wishes to place

his qualifications before the gentle reader. This contributor, having spent nearly 32%

of his life in beds across the USA, Canada, and no less than 20 other foreign countries

including Mongolia and Boston, lays claim to a feat that still stands unchallenged across

much of this part of Skokie and several blocks surrounding: In the Fall of 2009, this individual,

without pharmaceutical assistance of any kind, remained in bed and certifiably asleep for

the continuous period of 38 hours, including two nights and one day, and claims therefore

the justifiable description of "Good in Bed".

But now to digress no further, to return to the question, and to proceed directly to

its answer.

The question is one which has been studied in an organized, methodical, scientific,

statistical, dispassionate, and clinical fashion, through ages past. Without taking

time and space to cite the studies, we cut directly to a summary of the findings:

Formal studies have concluded, and females whose experiences constitute statistically

significant samples and who are willing to admit it generally concur, that in this regard,

Jewish men as a class share characteristics with Buddhist men, Baha'i men, Taoist men,

Hindu men, and Agnostic men, as well as with Brazilian men, Tahitian men, Nunavut men,

Tibetan men, and Danish men. Most striking is the fact that the characteristic extends

across gender boundaries, and is found to be true of women in each of those categories

as well, too. The further the studies probe, the more the data converge toward the same

universal conclusion, which may be simply stated: "Some are, and some aren't."