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Chuck Norris can do whatever he wants, including your mother
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Who is better Chuck Norris or Jesus?
Jesus can walk on water Chuck Norris can swim through land
Can Chuck Norris walk on water?
Yes. He can also swim on land.
I hear that Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land?
That might be true.
What are some cool Chuck Norus Jokes?
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. -Chuck Norris can drown fish. -Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris. -Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. -Chuck Norris hears sign language. -Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter' -There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Can Chuck Norris swim through land?
Yes, and so can Michael Phelps. You know in that subway commercial.
Can Chuck Norris swim on Land?
Yes,of course he can!He's tired of swimming freestyle in water!Also He did it on the today show!
Can Chuck Norris eat explosives?
Chuck Norris is God in human flesh. He can swim through land, wear a rattlesnake as a condom and even eat explosives. The ignorance of the nonbelievers will be destroyed Great Accounting. Always remember: WWCND?
Who is better Luke Large or Chuck Norris?
Luke Large has a beard under his beard but chuck norris has a fist under his beard, Luke Large can finger someone with four fingers while chuck norris can fist three people at ounce, luke large can swim through land while water surrounds chuck norris. So Chuck Norris is better even though luke can wank 3 times in 5 minutes.
Does Chuck Norris swim?
Yes, through both water AND land. He can also WALK on water, fly, and swim through the air, which is pretty much the equivalent of flying...only in swimming form.
Who will win in a fight out of Jet Li the actor or Chuck Norris?
I mean sure chuck Norris can slam a revolving door, and swim on land and all but jet lee just has skills did u see him in return of the dragon? I thought so Edit by jdyo135: I think you fail because Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick Jet Lee until Lee craps his heart out and it goes back inside him again. I thought so.
Is Chuck Norris a god?
Only if your not retared i once saw him grow a third arm from his beard knock a guys head off Proverb from book of the Norris: Jesus could walk on water but God Norris could swim through land.
Tell us something funny?
Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his buddy could tell him there was a stripper in it. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Wizards can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris sparlkes in the dark. Beat that, Twilight. The Boogey Man is afraid of Chuck Norris. Kids wear Super Man pajamas, Super Man wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him. Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris can hear Braille.
