How do you become a kade?

Answer 1

One cannot truly become Kade, only Kade is Kade, if you wish to know more about this fantastical elusive being, type into this site, 'what is Kade Perriott" it should inform you as to his awesomeness, but if you truly want to be like he i shall give you some help full advice.

1. Enjoy pirates and pitate-ism of all kinds eg. leisure pirates, captain jack sparrow, Sky pirates who like to cross dress.
2. Have an oh so sexy British accent who has a mysterious past.
3. Enjoy tea, not those fruity herbal teas, but the good ones.
4. Find yourself a nice top hat and monocle.
5. Wear one of the three shoe groups. converse all star, tall boots or none.
6. Be a black belt in a martial art.
7. Have impeccable fashion sense.
8. Have eyes that are of such a perfect shade of blue that you would gladly waste away just looking at them.
9. Be a or part of a mythical beast.
10. Be a wizard of any type.
11. Become super special awesome.
12. Have a bitchin' theme tune that follows you about to set the mood.
13. Get a new jacket.
14. Can do anything on account of him being voiced by Dan Green/David Bowie.
15. Do a barrel roll.
16. Can freaking teleport.
17. Go to see the toast king, on the moon.
18. Be friends with her majesty the queen.
19. Steal the doctors t.a.r.d.i.s
20. Have a power level of OVER 9000!
21. He is not gay, just british.
22. Veiw all things American with thinly veiled contempt.
23. Be able to shapeshift.
24. Be some kind of Irish gipsy shaman.
25. Dont think its conceited when you say that you are the greatest man in the world.

one cannot truly become kade, only kade is kade, but you can become like kade here are some features kade has:

1. he's a semi aqautic egg laying mammal of action
2. he has a beaver tail and a bill
3. he produces moonlight
4. he has a slightly larger nose than everyone else
5. he speaks bristish in Australia
6. be british
7. be limey man
8. hes not gay hes british
9. he cannot be contained with suspenders
10. he wears converses
11. birds suddly appear when he is near
12. is a pirate
13. is a one legged astronaut
14. is a lesure pirate
15. thinks bow tie's are cool
16. thinks normal ties are better
17. drinks tea
18. has a mysterious past
19. has a british accent
20. has perfect blue eyes
21. hates herbal tea
22. loves tophats
23. loves monocle
24. sneezes like hes moaning
25. doesnt snore instead he hums in a tune
26. can do a quadruple backflipof the ground
27. can fly when he's in a happy mood
28. has a black belt
29. has impeccable fashion sense
30. can believe its not butter
31. has lava instead of blood
32. his eyes have a captavating glaze
33. his awesomeness is only beaten by mr t, Chuck Norris,zac bromell and gracie Lou
34. is super special awesome
35. is a mythical beast
36. kiled Hitler
37. can jump over buildings, and jump from rooftop to rooftop
38. is parkour
39. has a bitchen theme tune
40. he is bringing sexy back
41. is getting a new awesome jacket
42. can walk faster than you
43. sneezes magical dust
44. do a barrel roll
45. can blink himself to anywhere in the world
46. the movie jumper is a understated story of kade
47. has tea with chuck Norris on a weekly bases
48. has met the toast king on the moon
49. has a T.A.R.D.I.S
50. has befreinded the queen
51. is the real reason there are waves
52. have a goat pulled sled
53. has a power level over 9000
54. can travel to England and back in the time a tea kettle boils
55. can heat things with his mind
56. can dance better then people in step up
57. see's things in 42d
58. has a ducktail hair cut
59. can walk on water
60. knows what willis is talkin bout
61. shot the deputy
62. speaks duck
63. finds Americans foolish
64. is a trained assasin and can kill you with anything you can see
65. found out that the start wars galaxy is just 2 galaxie past our moon
66. is your father
67. can give birth
68. cracked The Da Vinci Code in 32 seconds
69. can slam a revolving door
70. if you remove kades aair restrictor he can fire over 9000 feet
71. can see infra red
72. is deadlock sealed
73. knows catwomens real identity
74. if you pull off kades tail his power weakens
75. glows in the dark
76. can see in the dark
77. always lands on his feet
78. do you want to buy my mice?
79. no mice only hamster
80. if you stare in the moon long enough you can see his eyes in the reflection
81. can resist the lasso of truth
82. tryed to make a real batman
83. knows that there is such thing as area 51 but relises area 52 is the real problem
84. the attack on roswell happend when kade didnt get enough sleep
85. reconises Pluto as a planet
86. owns a nevernding suppky of kitten teeth
87. can fold paper into a sword and cut through solid steel
88. conducts lightning
89. kades left pinky nail is made out of pure gold
90. http://www.youtube.com/user/z5a1nt
91. once killed a man with that thumb
92. frankly my dear kade doesnt give a damn
93. has a doctorate in hobolgy(study of hobo's)
94. follows phillip the french dentist
95. is afraid of the flying spagetti monster
96. thinks ponita is a ridiculous pony
97. rainbow bleegh
98. would be nice except for the DRAGON
99. can win a fighting game without button mashing
100. is hayley

If you can get all that sorted then you are well on your way to be a bit more like Kade.