How do you know if you're a ninja?

Answer 1

You can't see yourself in the mirror. What is this? candid camera?.===========

OK! people think that being a ninja is easy, BUT IT IS SOOOOO NOT(i am not saying ima ninja tht would go against my code) Being a ninja means you have to be very quick and you have to have NO MERCY!!! You have to know how to use nunchucks and you have to know how to do backflips(otherwise you wouldn't be a REAL ninja, so practice that:)) The highest level of ninja school is becoming a S.I.V.A.P.N.(secret invisible vampire awesome princess ninja) so to be that you have to be able to become invisible and blood CANNOT freak you out! so i would suggest signing up for ninja classes(Chess clubs are ninja classes incognito) so do tht and maybe we will run into each other out in the ninja world(hopefully i like you otherwise i would kill you before you even saw me) SO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR UNICORNS, DINOSAUR HAMSTERS(they are VERY dangerous!:):):))

peace and nunchucks,

meg_lul

P.S.LOOK OUT FOR THE TALKING TREES TOO, THEY ARE VERY HYPNOTISING!

Answer 2

easy follow my steps:

1. Are you quick

2. can you Dodge a bullet

3. do you have a Kunai

4. can you use ninjutsu

5. do you look ninja like

(optional)6. are you Asian

and that is all there is to it