What are some good comebacks for an insult?

Answer 1

It gets on peoples nerves when you sound confused and polite.

person: You'r a gay freak!( there is nothing wrong with being gay i am just saying that if they call you gay and you are not just say this)

You: Really now you learn somthing new everyday!

person:4 eyes!

You: No i only have two eyes these are my glasses and talking of glasses if you think that these are eyes then you may need them.

person: You'r moms so fat!

You: Well if so then our moms have one thing in common so far.

Try those then!!!

Oh and also if someone calls you gay and you are just say..

Yes actually i am gay you got that right well done.

and walk of.

Love ya all and dont forget to sound sarcastic!!

Answer 2

There's a good way to answer bullies with comebacks, be reasonable and in a way complementary. Here are 10 comebacks.

1. You're a real expert at this. Congratulations.

2. It doesn't bother you that you're known for this around the entire school/work?

3. Are you yet satisfied?

4. I really don't know what your problem is but i bet it's hard to pronounce.

5. I see.. you've set this special time aside to humiliate yourself in public?

6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and useless.

7. If i throw you a stick will you leave?

8. Believe me a brick can take more offence than i do at this moment in time.

9. I've had experience on being bullied. Trust me, no one is as friendly as you.

10. Sorry I'm busy, can I ignore you some other time?

Another good tip is to smile and keep your confidence higher than ever with pleasure and leave the bullies to do what they're good at to someone else.

Answer 3

A good comeback has to be witty and thought up on the spot. Generic ones don't work so well. Just never ever just say no, that's worse than saying nothing at all. If you do that, they will laugh in your face.

Me, I just say thank you and walk away it's not worth it to get into a fight

I just remind them good manners are free. You would do well to learn some.

Additional Answer:

Concerning specific examples, the comeback depends on the type of insult. For instance:

1. When dissing mothers:

"Let's get off of mothers because I just got off of yours."

2. For name-calling:

"It takes one to know one."

3. For gay/lesbian insults:

"You must be interested or you wouldn't care so much."

"Meet me in the restroom and find out."

4. "What are you looking at?"

"I haven't figured it out yet."

"Not sure, but it's looking back at me!"

Answer 4

Here are some witty combacks that I found on some websites:

1. Can I ignore you some other time?

2. If ignorance is a bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

3. So why don't you freeze your teeth and take your tongue down for a sleigh ride?

4. Let me guess- Home schooled?

Fell free to add more witty comebacks. And by the way, yo mamma jokes aren't considered as wittycomebacks so don't put any yo mamma jokes on this answer.

Answer 5

first of all, you need to cuss and yell. (depending on where you are). 2nd make a joke. If you can't think of a comeback, pretend to laugh and say AHAAHH WOW WOW WOW SO FUNNY SO FUNNY. They are going to be probablly like what are you talking about. Keep on talking loud so your voice silences their voice. Then ignore it and walk away and look as if you won even if you know in your head that you lost. (Smile and laugh) (Go talk to a friend)

Answer 6

Your mother.

plain and simple. but works everytime.

no it doent

Answer 7

So is your face burns pretty much anything that anyone can say to you.

Answer 8

Well that can easily change, but ya what can't a heartless b***ch, and thats what you are

Answer 9

it must take one to know one

Answer 10

depends to what insults