What are some funny jokes for kids?
What's the richest kind of air?
What do skeletons say before a meal?
Why did the Skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with him.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where do very smart hot dogs end up?
On honor rolls.
Why did the mother cat move her kittens?
She didn't want to litter.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What did the mountain climber name his son?
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby.
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot. Everyone can catch cold.
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
Why is a lost Dalmatian easily found?
Because he's always spotted.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
What did Zero say to Eight? Nice belt!
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
What did the bee say to the flower? Hi, honey.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
What's the connection between Winnie the Pooh and Atilla the Hunn?
Same middle name!
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half of a worm in your apple.
Interrupting Cow Wh --
Don't cry, It's only a joke!
'Tars and stripes forever.