A joke starting with [yo mama]. But this is very insulting toward mothers.
Examples:
Yo mama so fat when she jumped on a rainbow skittles fell down!
Yo mama's so fat she went to the beach and all the whales started singing 'we are family!'
Yo mama jokes are jokes with a certain format that begin with the phrase, "Yo mama be like..." Yo Mama is slang for your mother, so they all describe a female and frequently a loose living female. Frequently they are insulting. To say, "Yo Mama," to a black person is considered an insult." One boy starts the game by starting out, "Yo Mama be like..." after he has finished his insult, another says, "Yo Mama be like..." The object is to see who can dish out the most insults. It would be something like, "Yo mama be so fat, he dress be a circus tent." Or, "Yo momma's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall just to get to the other side!"
Yo Mamma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo Mamma so fat, she looks at the menu and says "ok "
Yo Mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger flew outta Washington's nose.
Yo mama so stupid she put her M&M's in alphabetical order
Yo mama so ugly that goldfish crackers didn't smiled back at her
Yo mama so stupid that when she shoved batteries up her butt she thought she had the power!
Yo mama so fat she got baptized in the Atlantic Ocean
Yo mama is so stupid when she stop by a STOP sign she waited for it to say GO!
Yo mama so stupid that when she made a typo on the computer she had use white out on the screen
Here are some good ones! BTW, I am not saying these to you.
1. Your mama is so fat that the last time she saw her phone number was on the bathroom scale!
2. Your mama is so fat that when she puts on her rain jacket and goes out side people yell taxi!
3. Your mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
4. Your mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
5. Your mama is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
6. Your mama is so stupid she tried to drowing a fish!
7. Someone said your mama was fat, I tried not to laugh but the floor was crackin' up!
8. Your mama is so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind!
Yo mama is so fat that she went swimming in the ocean and the whales sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house she literally sits around the house.
Yo mama is so fat that she played ring around the rosy with the planets.
Yo mama is so dumb that she traded her car in for gas money.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology to the condom factory.
YO MOMMA SO STUPID
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks you're funny.
* Yo mama's so stupid when you asked for a colored TV, she asked "What color?"
* Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
* Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign,
she went home and got 16 friends
* Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up
her mind
* Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
* Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
* Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
* Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
* Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
* Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
*yo momma so stupid she stared at the juice carton for three hours cause it said concentrate.
* Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
* Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
* Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write
below the dotted line she put "O.K."
* Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
* Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
* Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
* Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
* Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked,
"M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
* Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
* Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at
McDonalds!
* Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
* Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22
twice instead.
* Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
* Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
* Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
* Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus.
* Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
YO MOMMA SO FAT
* Yo mama's so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the ocean.
* Yo mama's so fat, she was baptized in Sea World.
* Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was
backing up
* Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
* Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
* Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for
the new world
* Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free
Willy
* Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says
"okay!"
* Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
* Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
* Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
* Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
* Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE
HOUSE!
* Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
* Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
* Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
* Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
* Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her Liposuction!
* Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
* Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!
* Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
* Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
* Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
* Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
* Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
* Yo momma so fat that when she hauls you-know-what, she has to make two trips!
* Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
* Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
* Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
* Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
* Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on
theother side just to get her through
* Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they
have to install speed bumps.
* Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite
pictures
* Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her
waist they spelled out boulevard.
* Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
* Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the
green arrow!
* Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch
marks.
* Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her
farts!!!
* Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because
we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
*Yo momma so fat she went into in and out but couldn't get out.
YO MOMMA SO OLD
* Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
* Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
* Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the
switch'
* Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
* Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
* Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
* Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
* Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
* Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
* Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
* Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and
said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
* Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang
YO MAMA IS SO POOR
* Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked
her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
* Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
* Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's
fingers!
* Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
* Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
* Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
* Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said,
"What ya doing?" She said, "Buying luggage."
* Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
* Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
* Yo momma so poor you go out for Sunday pushes of the skateboard
YO MAMA IS SO UGLY
* Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no
professionals."
* Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
* Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
* Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for
Star Wars.
* Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle,
they put it around her neck
* Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
* Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the
surveillence cameras
* Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the
dogs to play with her.
* Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
* Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
* Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
* Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12
hours... for a quote!
* Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
* Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
* Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
* Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try
to bury her.
* Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
* Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
* Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he
doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
*yo momma so ugly that when she looked into the mirror....it cracked!!
*yo mamma so uncordinated she threw a rock at the floor and missed!
*yo mamma so ugly she turned medusa to stone!
*yo mamma is so ugly they had to put a metal box over her head but it broke then they taped dollar bills to her face the presidents on them ran away!
Yo mama's so big even Dora can't explore her!
Yo mama's too big to fit in this joke!
Yo mama's so big she uses a microwave for a beeper!
Yo mama's so fat that when a bus hit her she said "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
As many as you can make up. There is an unlimited amount of yo mama jokes.
There is no definite answer to that question. If you want to know some, then just use the internet.
Everyone playing says Yo Mamma jokes. The first one to run out of Yo Mama jokes is the loser.
the best site for your mama jokes is www.yourmama.com. http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
Telling jokes depends greatly on timing. That depends on practice.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls a$$ she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so dirty, she could take a bath in the ocean and leave a ring around the world. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican. Yo mama's so fat that when you hit her leg you can ride the waves.
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In yo mama's drawer.
There are a number of sites that are currently offering a wide range of Yo Mama jokes. One can view some good clean Yo Mama jokes on sites such as Jokes 4 Us, Yo Mama Jokes Galore and Laugh Factory.
Everyone playing says Yo Mamma jokes. The first one to run out of Yo Mama jokes is the loser.
the best site for your mama jokes is www.yourmama.com. http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
Yo mama and blonde jokes.
anywhere you want to!
Some sites are listed below the answer, and they have jokes such as: Yo mama's so fat, that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
YO mama is so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck
Telling jokes depends greatly on timing. That depends on practice.
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