Chuck Norris is so clean, he gets rubbed on soap.
There aren't any clean Chucl Norris joke because in every single one some one dies.
They started all by themselves. After all who could stop them?
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
Many Chuck Norris jokes are widely circulated around the Internet. Thus, it is very difficult to find them online. A possible solution would be to come up with one by oneself, perhaps by visualizing a humanly impossible situation and then alleging the result as doable by Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. -Chuck Norris can drown fish. -Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris. -Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. -Chuck Norris hears sign language. -Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter' -There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Even the boogie-man is scared of Chuck Norris... He made night fall, and caused the day to break...
there is no stopping chuck Norris
They started all by themselves. After all who could stop them?
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All Chuck Norris jokes are actually facts.
as many as he allows
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
Many Chuck Norris jokes are widely circulated around the Internet. Thus, it is very difficult to find them online. A possible solution would be to come up with one by oneself, perhaps by visualizing a humanly impossible situation and then alleging the result as doable by Chuck Norris.
This site has plenty of them!
Justin Bieber loves Chuck Norris. So, try to get some jokes from Chuck Norris.
People don't make Chuck Norris jokes, Chuck Norris makes jokes people. I think people make these jokes because Chuck Norris featured in many fighting films and always used to be the super strong and epic character. So people make funny fantasy jokes about him like 'Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth... its never stopped spinning'
That is a personal opinion and therefore there is no right or wrong answer. However, I did hear that Chuck Norris counted to infinity...................................................................................................................twice.
he was about 30