William Shakespeare created the Knock-Knock joke. The first recorded use was in Act two of his famous play wright, Macbeth. After the murder of king Duncan, a drunken scottish man knocks on the door of Macbeth and Lady Macbeth. The joke was in the exact same format but written in early Modern English. Shakespeare often threw in low-brow humor in his plays to captivate the audience. If the plays got boring, the audience would loose interest resulting in the loss of his reputation and money.
The Knock Knock joke , or gnoona gnoona joke as it was originally called , was devised by Henndrick Driedler , a successful first world war stand-up comedian . It is said that he invented the joke whilst trying to return to his deaf landlady's lodgings . Each time he knocked on the door , the landlady would ask who was there , he would say Herr Driedler , at one point after she thought he had said Hair Dryer he realized the potential humor in the situation and sat outside writing down other jokes until the end of the war .
'why did the chicken cross the road' is credited to an Irishman - Seamus O'Reilly who actually carried out scientific experiments to find out why his chicken crossed the road - after three hard years he concluded that it was indeed to get to the other side . However, at his lecture on the subject ( Birmingham 1897 ) his peers fell about laughing and so , after much deep thought , he re-invented his paper as a joke , which has become the classic we all know and love . His descendants live a life of luxury , living off the royalties of this single joke .
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I get up in front of the class at recess every day and do jokes I made up here are some that made tem burst out in laughter. Knock Knock! Whose there? You where born on a pile of pa. You where born on a pile of pa who. You where born on a pile of poo. Knock Knock. Whose there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my gas tank please I'll pay! Knock Knock! Whose tere? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in Tomato head we're all vegtables. Knock Knock. Whose There. Hi Men. Hi men Who? Hi men the mood for love (Not for sexual activity.) How was the rollercoaster today. It has its ups and downs. Why didn't the car start? Because it didn't have any gas ppphhh. How do you communicate with a fish. Drop him a line. What are you called when in a bathroom stall. Europian (Your a peeing) [Kid] Something stung me in this brose. [Camp Counsoler] There is no B/bee in brose. [Kid] There was in this one. Get it a bee in a rose. Can you tell me a good joke about the pop singer Ke$ha the one who sings blow, we R who we R, tik tok, blah blah blah, cannibol, your love is my drug, etc.
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I imagine it would depend on the individual, the environment, and the joke, just as Americans with Nixon jokes, Italians with Mussolini jokes, Britons with Cromwell jokes, Ugandans with Idi Amin jokes, and so on.
Jester's had to entertain the lord, hes family and guests after dinner in the Great Hall. They made jokes about the people laughing at him and about what is going on in the world. Jokes and songs could be rude and the jester would not get in trouble. Jesters had the right to speak their mind and do it in a funky way.
One of Knock knock beehive jokes is that which talks about Cockadoodle..and the chicken.
Anyone who has memorized to book of 2,000 knock-knock jokes and regular jokes someone who can list 4000000000000000 websites of jokes
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Knock knock jokes are the most innocent, and it's probably all they know since not many young children know dirty or racist jokes.
It is theyre opinion if they think jokes are funny.
knonk knock open the door foook!
The Ghost one,the refridgereator
knock knock jokes are probally the best
Take her to Olive Garden and have jokes prepared to fill in the awkward silences.Only if there funny! (no knock-knock jokes)
KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? LEAF! Leaf who? LEAF ME ALONE!
Knock, knockWho's there?AmsterdamAmsterdam who?Amsterdam sick and tired of your knock knock jokes!
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