Why are you considered heinz variety animals?
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Simply put, the correct term is "Heinz 57" not just "Heinz" as
the number 57 is a reference to the number of (secret, therefore
unknown) ingredients that make up the sauce. When used to describe
animals (most often dogs) the term "Heinz 57" means the dog is a
mutt or mongrel (of unknown or mixed breeds) and not a