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yo momma is so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said i cant fix that!
yo momma is so fat when she turned around people threw her a welcome back party! yo mama so fat she sat on a couch the couch said im going dooown
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∙ 13y ago
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∙ 13y agoThat's mostly a matter of opinion, but some really good ones are:
Yo Mamma's so fat when she was pregnant with you no one knew!
Yo Mamma's so stupid she bought a cat to chase her computer mouse out of the house.
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∙ 12y agoyo mama so ugly wen she looked in the mirror her reflection started packing
yo mama so black if she went to night school, she would be counted absent
yo mama so fat people run around her for exercise
yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds Kool-Aid comes out
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
yo mama so fat when she cut her knee she bled gravy
yo mama so ashy everytime you see her u blow her away
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∙ 12y agoYo mama's like a brick she gets laid by Mexicans all day.
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∙ 12y agoThis depends on your opinion.
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What is an example of a yo mama joke?
Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped up in midair, she got stuck!
What is a yo mama rakin joke?
yo mama teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter
What was the first yo mama' joke?
** **** So fat she asked for a water bed and they laid a blanket over the ocean
What is a really good yo mama joke?
Yo mama so stupid that she married your dad. Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check, at the ..............dollar store. Yo mama so fat she downloaded cheats for ....................... wii fit. Yo mama so fat when she went to the school, wearing a yellow trench coat the kids said,"Look it's the school bus" Yo mama so fat when she went swimming is the ocean, a whale came up to her and started to sing," We are family, even thought you're fatter than me!" Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly contest, the judge said,"Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly, she looks like you Yo mama so old, she got drunk when she took a sip of whine cooler. Yo mama so poor, when her friends bring wine over, she charges a corkage fee.
Any good insults comebacks and yo mama jokes?
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls a$$ she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so dirty, she could take a bath in the ocean and leave a ring around the world. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican. Yo mama's so fat that when you hit her leg you can ride the waves.
Is yo mama an inside joke?
no
Where can you write yo mama joke?
Right here like yo mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean Spain clamied her the new world
The worlds best yo mama joke?
yo mama is so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
What is a good 'yo mama' joke?
Yo mama is so stupid she put paper on the TV and thought it was paperview.
What is a yo mama rakin joke?
yo mama teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter
What is an example of a yo mama joke?
Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped up in midair, she got stuck!
What is the funniest yo mama joke you heard?
Yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued" Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper
What is the best yo moma joke?
yo mama so fugly she entered the fugly contest and they said "soz no pros!"
Where did the worst American defear war take place?
in yo mama house
What was the first yo mama' joke?
** **** So fat she asked for a water bed and they laid a blanket over the ocean
A list of the best yo mamma joke?
Here's some yo mamma so fat jokes. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Do you know the best yo mama joke if so submit here?
yo mama so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application. yo mama so ugly and I mean so so ugly that when she raised you, instead of a birth certificate she got an apology letter! yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist and asked for a blue tooth!
