He tractor down.
(He "tracked her" down)
Where's my cow !!
Here are a couple lion jokes for you: Where does a lion sleep? Anywhere he wants. Why don't lions like fast food? Because they can't catch it. And here are a couple bee jokes: Who is the bees favorite pop group? The bee gees. Why do bees hum? Because they've forgotten the words.
farmers are mint
he was overburded with his guilt
Cow two:yes Cow one: are you worried? Cow one: no. Why should I? I'm an AIRPLANE
Farmer John find his missing cow quite easily actually. He simply went out to pasture and brought the cow back home.
There are many jokes about a cow and a farmer. One joke is about the cow who kicked the old farmer.
a city cow likes to buy lots of stuff then eat it, were as a farmer cow has sex with his cousin.
Where's my cow !!
OK, first thing first, what kind of farmer was he? If he was an ordinary farmer with an ordinary cow, he's nuts...Either way, he's a pretty bad farmer.
He doesn't. Logically a farmer feeds his cows (or cow) hay, grain and silage or lets them out to the pasture.
nah
The farmer cannot leave the cow and grass alone, because the cow will eat the grass. The farmer cannot leave the tiger and cow alone because the tiger will eat the cow. So, the farmer takes the cow across and leaves the tiger and grass. He swims back and gets the grass. He leaves the grass across and takes the cow back. He leaves the cow, and brings the tiger across. Then he goes back for the cow and brings it across. Now they are all across and the world is a happier place.
Farmer+cow=milk
Nothing.
Farmer or Cattle Rancher.
life+farmer