Eminem

No, you’re not missing anything. We’re all confused.

Eminem wasn’t up for any awards this year, and there was nothing that suddenly made “Lose Yourself” more culturally relevant this year. The rapper’s tweet about his performance implied that it was to make up for the fact that he couldn’t make it to the 2003 ceremony where “Lose Yourself” was honored with Best Original Song. And since the performance was introduced with a montage about the power of music in films, I guess that’s what made it make sense?

We’re all talking about it, anyway, and that was clearly the goal.

Parental Guidence

Explict language

I had to delete and cut out the bad words and inappropriate language so it may sound a incomplete.

(Nicki Minaj)

I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin

So far ahead, these is laggin'

See me in that new thing, is gaggin'

I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon

Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin'

So I look like gettin' back to a has-been?

Yeah, I said it, has-been

Hang it up, flatscreen

(Haha) Plasma

Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma

I got the pumps, it ain't got medicine

I got bars, sentence'n

I'm a , I'm a

And I'll kick that, punt

Forced trauma, blunt

You play the back, I'm in the front

You need a job, this ain't cuttin' it

Nicki Minaj is who you ain't with

You li'l brag a lot, I beat you with a pad-a-lock

I am a movie, camera block

You outta work, I know it's tough

But enough is enough

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

(Eminem)

I ain't into S&M, but my whip's off the chain

A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame

Twisted mind, got a pretzel for a brain

An eraser for a head, pencil for a frame

You don't like it then peel off

Every last woman on Earth I'll kill off, and I still wouldn't you

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Get the wheels turnin', spin, and wheel off

Snap the axel in half, bust the tie-rod

Quit hollerin' "Why, God?" He ain't got to do with it

Bygones'll never be bygones, so won't be finished swallowin' my wad

I ain't finished blowin' it, nice

Hope it'll fit a tough

Life's hard, I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad

With fake and a bad dye job

Who just spit in my face and called me a tightwad

So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod

And caught her stealin' my music, so I tied her arms and legs to the bed

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The moral to the story is, life's treatin' you like dry sod?

Kick it back in its face, my God

It's Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd

But don't ask why (Ask why not)

The wo-world is my punchin' bag and

If I'm garbage, you're a bunch of

Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at me

Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it

Like a, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

You fell off, off, they musta bumped your wagon

You musta went off the back, I'm 'bout to go off the deep end

I told you to stay in your lane, you just jumped in traffic

(Nicki Minaj)

(I-I-I-I-Is) Is this the thanks that I get for puttin' you on?

Is it my fault that all of you gone?

Shoulda sent a thank-you note, you little

Now I'ma wrap your coffin with a bow

(Ni-ni-ni) "Nicki, she's just mad 'cause you took the spot"

Word, that mad 'cause I took the spot?

Well, if you ain't then get off the pot

Got some out in Brooklyn that'll off your top

I-I-I-I hear them mumblin', I hear the cacklin'

I got 'em scared, shook, panickin'

Overseas, church, Vatican

You at a stand, still, mannequin

You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?

I'm the boss, overwrite

And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike

Now all my gettin' buck, overbite

I see them dusty Filas, Levi's

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I call the play, now do you see why?

These callin' me Manning, Eli

(Manning, Eli!) Ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, Manning, Eli

These callin' me (Manning, Eli)

(Eminem)

A-a-a-a-all you li'l can suck it

No home, but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets

And I'm crooked enough to make straitjackets bend

Yeah, look who's back again, keep actin' as if

You have the same passion that I have

Yeah, right, still hungry,

Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry grass

And 'bout as violent as hair on eyelids (Eyelash!)

Go take a flyin' leap of faith off a balcony

'Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly

You know what time it is, so why ask?

When Shady and Nicki's worlds class

It's (high class) meets (white trash)

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

Roman! Roman!

Stop it, stop it!

You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad!

You and this boy Slim Shady!

What's goin' on?

They'll lock you away!

They'll put you in a jail cell!

I promise!

Take your mother's warning, Roman

Pleaaaaaaase

Back to bed! Run along!

Let's go! Come on!

Wash your mouth out with soap, boys